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https://theonion.com/heres-why-i-decided-to-buy-infowars/ Today we celebrate a new addition to the Global Tetrahedron LLC family of brands. And let me say, I really do see it as a family. Much like family members, our brands are abstract nodes of wealth, interchangeable assets for their patriarch to absorb and discard according to the opaque whims of the market. And just like family members, our brands regard one another with mutual suspicion and malice. All told, the decision to acquire InfoWars was an easy one for the Global Tetrahedron executive board. Founded in 1999 on the heels of the Satanic “panic” and growing steadily ever since, InfoWars has distinguished itself as an invaluable tool for brainwashing and controlling the masses. With a shrewd mix of delusional paranoia and dubious anti-aging nutrition hacks, they strive to make life both scarier and longer for everyone, a commendable goal. They are a true unicorn, capable of simultaneously inspiring public support for...

Ok, I'm posting this on behalf of Chimplord AND without him knowing, but whatever... anyways... jerry blevins retarded gay adventure A game of adventure and... retardness. and A GAME by @Chimplord1997 Starring one of our ED outcasts and retards, @Retarded_FAG and also Starring some of your ED friends, @TardChick (that's me!), @lulziez, @chuj, Richard Lionheart and Sheikh Sultan (the last two don't seem to have EDF accounts for some reason) In this game, you play as RetardedFAG as he goes along his journey to find his delicious meal of monkey head soup, how does he find his monkey head soup?! You'd better find out. Screenshots (provided by @GirlOnInternet via Discord): Gameplay Footage (provided by @Chimplord1997 and me, @TardChick): Download Link (originally hosted on Discord but Discord took away the ability to link stuff from there servers to a third-party site, so my Leopard Hosting mirror it is)...

DENVER – The Colorado Supreme Court ruled Tuesday to dismiss a lawsuit brought by an attorney who’s been harassing cake artist Jack Phillips, owner of Masterpiece Cakeshop, for more than 12 years. Alliance Defending Freedom attorneys have been defending Phillips since 2012, when he was first sued for declining to create a custom cake celebrating a same-sex wedding because it violated his religious beliefs. Around that same time, the attorney who filed the most recent lawsuit against Phillips first contacted him, calling him a hypocrite and bigot. For more than 12 years now, Phillips has been relentlessly pursued and mocked by government officials and activists who disagree with his views. “Enough is enough. Jack has been dragged through courts for over a decade. It’s time to leave him alone,” said ADF Senior Counsel Jake Warner. “Free speech is for everyone. As the U.S. Supreme Court held in 303 Creative, the government cannot force artists to express messages they don’t believe...