Sign up here to become a Rimworld colonist

[Tech Noir]

Nothing original, @Barrabas did this a couple of years ago with dwarf fortress, now I wanna do it with dwarf fortress lite, rimworld.

I wanna start a new run, with ediots as colonists. Depending on the number of people that sign up, it will be either the crashlanded start, or if I get 5 volunteers, it will be the more chalenging lost tribe.

You will be given some control over the setup, you can choose which storyteller you want, hard & predictable or hard & unpredictable:

You can choose your own race:

And your own ideoligion. Structure decides how clothes and art the colony produces look:

Memes decide the culture

I used this seed:

and you get the decide which biome you start (just please not the ice sheet):

Sign up today, and this could be you

 

[Pingas Power]

Just add me as a dirtmole.

 

[minty]

i wanna be an esoteric mad scientist genie

 

[Tech Noir]

Just add me as a dirtmole.

Since you're first, if you want, when I start the game I can roll 8 of dirtmoles and you can pick one.

i wanna be an esoteric mad scientist genie

NEEEEEEEERD!!!

 

[Pingas Power]

Since you're first, if you want, when I start the game I can roll 8 of dirtmoles and you can pick one.

NEEEEEEEERD!!!

Ok

 

[minty]

if my genie is fat i'm suing

 

[Tech Noir]

if my genie is fat i'm suing

nah, all genies are slim, don't worry. i kind of expected you to go genie/esoteric, though i was way off for authoritarian (it has commie/fash aesthetic), since you went mad scientist

 

[minty]

i was way off for authoritarian (it has commie/fash aesthetic), since you went mad scientist

i am not ethical in my video game playthroughs

 

[ZZZandeRRR]

harvard dropout/norm disciple

 

[Tech Noir]

harvard dropout/norm disciple

be more specific?

 

[ZZZandeRRR]

be more specific?

i haven't played rim in a while, cut a negro some slack

 

[Tech Noir]

i haven't played rim in a while, cut a negro some slack

consult the race chart, we'll decide on ideology later

 

[ZZZandeRRR]

consult the race chart, we'll decide on ideology later

genie works best for me

 

[minty]

nominating quence as a neanderthal

 

[raptor_j]

didn't read i'm only here for the rimming

 

[Heidi the girl]

nominating quence as a neanderthal

 

[Demonic87]

Randy Random as storyteller, Eldritch cult, sanguophage, God emperor meme, and starting point is boreal forest.

 

[Tech Noir]

Randy Random as storyteller, Eldritch cult, sanguophage, God emperor meme, and starting point is boreal forest.

fucking beautifully concise and to the point. @minty already called first for esotericism & science, but i plan to use fluid ideoligion and stuff you asked will be added if the colony survives long enough to acquire reformation points.

 

[minty]

i mean i coin-tossed esoteric n eldritch so i'd be fine if group went with cult out the gate
i don't care what deity is telling me to gene splice a squirrel to an octopus while i'm eating my crayons. i care that it's unethical n my crayons are flavored

 

[Tech Noir]

i mean i coin-tossed esoteric n eldritch so i'd be fine if group went with cult out the gate
i don't care what deity is telling me to gene splice a squirrel to an octopus while i'm eating my crayons. i care that it's unethical n my crayons are flavored

no real need for any change then, we just need the fifth volunteer. will wait til wednesday, i reckon that's time enough.