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- Thread starter minty
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Good thread + upvoted + @Call Me Tim is fat
instead of bitching each other out, you should be complaining about this
Why should I care about two random mayo monkies? They’ll both be plugging their pink holes w bbc soon enough
nobody was "bitching each other out" or had posted in the thread for over 10 days before i bumped it, nor was it the original point of the thread
neither of those ppl matter to me
waiting to see if ktastic has any other ideas for the next cable screen so i can post everything in one solid chunk
Tech Noir
Ediot
pretext to post shit out of context where it doesn't belong
Call Me Tim
EDF Hero
So close to understanding. So close.
*bing*
"what is this, a pharmacy?" lardchick says, glancing around at the glass tubes
/footsteps behind approach
"what's wrong? have some diet issues?" maysam asks in a snarky manner
"yeah, but i already ate. and you're too late, you missed the show," the confident, newly skinny-fat replied
"lardchick, you had me worried again. i figured you'd be standing here smearing shit on yourself"
"maysam, you've always been a pedophile, you know. you've been changing my av for months now!"
"and now you're a pedophile too"
/changes background to boku no pico
"MAYSAAAAAAAAM"
"that's mr maysam to you, fatass"
maysam shoots lardchick into the ozempic jars
"LARDCHIIIIIIICK"
maysam tries shooting fatty again but gets thrown backwards by obesity energy and the gun battery runs out
a tactical faggotry elimination beam comes down from the sky
the beam slams through the temporarily skinny lardchick, but he rebuilds it using his obesity energy
maysam narrowly escapes and uses a motorcycle engine to charging his tactical weight loss ray gun
next scene:
"uuuuuuaaaaaaaauuuggggghhhhhhh"
"tardchick? tardchick why is everyone calling you a fat pedophile? what does it mean?"
"no reason, it doesn't matter..."
"what's with your arm? are you okay?"
"...medicine. i need medicine... lulziez i need my ozempic"
lardchick's structural integrity begins to collapse and the fatness takes over
maysam arrives and fires at lardchick, but he continues to expand at an alarming rate
"stop calling me a fat pedophile, maysam!"
"lolno"
"i used to be a respected member of this community!"
"my shirt's not a tarp!"
lulziez screams and is absorbed into the blob
-tries to retreat to the music thread
lol
lmao
"what is this, a pharmacy?" lardchick says, glancing around at the glass tubes
/footsteps behind approach
"what's wrong? have some diet issues?" maysam asks in a snarky manner
"yeah, but i already ate. and you're too late, you missed the show," the confident, newly skinny-fat replied
"lardchick, you had me worried again. i figured you'd be standing here smearing shit on yourself"
"maysam, you've always been a pedophile, you know. you've been changing my av for months now!"
"and now you're a pedophile too"
/changes background to boku no pico
"MAYSAAAAAAAAM"
"that's mr maysam to you, fatass"
maysam shoots lardchick into the ozempic jars
"LARDCHIIIIIIICK"
maysam tries shooting fatty again but gets thrown backwards by obesity energy and the gun battery runs out
a tactical faggotry elimination beam comes down from the sky
the beam slams through the temporarily skinny lardchick, but he rebuilds it using his obesity energy
maysam narrowly escapes and uses a motorcycle engine to charging his tactical weight loss ray gun
next scene:
"uuuuuuaaaaaaaauuuggggghhhhhhh"
"tardchick? tardchick why is everyone calling you a fat pedophile? what does it mean?"
"no reason, it doesn't matter..."
"what's with your arm? are you okay?"
"...medicine. i need medicine... lulziez i need my ozempic"
lardchick's structural integrity begins to collapse and the fatness takes over
maysam arrives and fires at lardchick, but he continues to expand at an alarming rate
"stop calling me a fat pedophile, maysam!"
"lolno"
"i used to be a respected member of this community!"
"my shirt's not a tarp!"
lulziez screams and is absorbed into the blob
-tries to retreat to the music thread
lol
lmao
Mad shopping skills - This will be cinematic
Heidi the girl
Ediot
ooh, I'll do channel surfing
i have a cousin that works at the WWE. i told him wrasslin is fake and he said my dad didnt love me....
Call Me Tim
EDF Hero
couldn't both be truei have a cousin that works at the WWE. i told him wrasslin is fake and he said my dad didnt love me....
both are true, but that's beside the point.
Call Me Tim
EDF Hero
why are all minty's links broken
SSSKKKKCHHHHHH
hey, k. get up
it's march, let's get some shit shooped
[deafening silence]
oh, fuck...
*sad noises*
fuckin' poser...
ONLY POSERS DON'T CHECK THEIR DM'S YOU FUCKING IDIOT!
NOW WHO AM I GONNA SCREENCAP WRESTLING WITH
*sobs*
...i wasn't ready for this
*sobbing*
/next scene in a few days i wanna re-watch slc punk now
hey, k. get up
it's march, let's get some shit shooped
[deafening silence]
oh, fuck...
*sad noises*
fuckin' poser...
ONLY POSERS DON'T CHECK THEIR DM'S YOU FUCKING IDIOT!
NOW WHO AM I GONNA SCREENCAP WRESTLING WITH
*sobs*
...i wasn't ready for this
*sobbing*
/next scene in a few days i wanna re-watch slc punk now
