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Afghan Man Arrested For Series Of Rapes Of Goats And Sheep In France​

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A 19-year-old Afghan national has been arrested and charged following a series of brutal sexual attacks on goats and sheep in Pennes-Mirabeau, a municipality in Bouches-du-Rhône, near Marseille.

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The suspect was taken into custody by the anti-crime brigade (BAC) on the night of April 9-10, 2026, after local sheep and goat owners alerted police.

Since early 2026, several owners had discovered their animals injured, with incidents reported in both February and March.

The animals had their legs tied and showed clear signs of rape, according to French newspaper La Provence.

After multiple similar episodes, the owners installed motion-sensor cameras on their properties in an attempt to identify the perpetrator.

The footage revealed the silhouette of a young man visiting their livestock at night, and the images were handed over to police, who were eventually able to identify a matching suspect.

He faces up to three years in prison and a €45,000 fine for acts of cruelty toward domesticated animals.

*** Last year in Germany, a shocking case has emerged from the beautiful town of Oberneufnach in Bavaria, which involved a 52-year-old Turkish asylum seeker allegedly breaking into a stable and sexually abusing ponies.

The man, who is from a refugee shelter in the nearby town of Anhofen, was arrested after he was caught on surveillance video.

The man broke into the horse farm at 6:45 p.m. while the family was having dinner. They heard the dog barking and then looked on surveillance monitors, where they saw the man in the stable with his pants down on top of one of the animals.

A family member then ran to the stables to chase down the man, but he had already fled the scene. He continued his pursuit of the suspect though and eventually caught him. Police arrived and placed the man under arrest.

*** In 2023, a dark-skinned 27-year-old suspect was arrested after he was caught on a surveillance camera raping a pony at a stable south of Hamburg. The 18-year-old pony, which is named “Carrie,” was abused by the man at 1 a.m., with footage showing the man calmly walking onto the property and starting to attack the defenseless animal.

*** Even the petting zoo at the park has not been safe. In 2017, a Syrian migrant raped a pony there in front of children.

“My babysitter was out with our son in Görlitzer Park. They witnessed the man sexually assault the pony,” one woman told Berliner Morgenpost at the time.

The babysitter took a photo of the man as he raped the pony and provided it to police. The migrant was banned from the petting zoo in response, but it is unclear if he was ever charged by police.
 
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Several officials told me that [FBI Director] Patel’s drinking has been a recurring source of concern across the government. They said that he is known to drink to the point of obvious intoxication, in many cases at the private club Ned’s in Washington, D.C., while in the presence of White House and other administration staff. He is also known to drink to excess at the Poodle Room, in Las Vegas, where he frequently spends parts of his weekends. Early in his tenure, meetings and briefings had to be rescheduled for later in the day as a result of his alcohol-fueled nights, six current and former officials and others familiar with Patel’s schedule told me.

On multiple occasions in the past year, members of his security detail had difficulty waking Patel because he was seemingly intoxicated, according to information supplied to Justice Department and White House officials. A request for “breaching equipment”—normally used by SWAT and hostage-rescue teams to quickly gain entry into buildings—was made last year because Patel had been unreachable behind locked doors, according to multiple people familiar with the request.
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The Atlantic has a well-documented history of publishing fake hit pieces about President Donald Trump and his administration, and one wonders how many more hoaxes they can run before they get in real trouble.

Its latest effort targeting FBI Director Kash Patel may be its most reckless yet — and this time, the bureau is fighting back with lawyers.

The piece, written by reporters Sarah Fitzpatrick and Jonathan Lemire, claims that on Friday, April 10, Patel struggled to log into an internal FBI computer system while wrapping up his workday. The piece didn't stop there. It also alleged Patel has been plagued by "bouts of excessive drinking."

The FBI denied every word of it before the article ever went live. Attorney Jesse Binnall sent a formal letter to The Atlantic and Fitzpatrick ahead of publication, putting them on notice that the claims were "categorically false and defamatory."

It's worth noting that The Atlantic was apparently the only outlet willing to run this story. Other D.C. reporters chased the same tips and couldn't verify them. They passed. The Atlantic published it. And now they're going to be sued.

This is what The Atlantic does. They publish outlandish and bogus stories that no other outlet will touch, which accomplishes the goal of giving Democrats and their supporters reason to insist the stories are true. The outlet’s hoax piece alleging Trump didn’t want to visit the Aisne-Marne American Cemetery near Paris in 2018 because the troops there who died in battle were “losers” and “suckers” was disputed by over a dozen witnesses. Yet, the left still insists it happened—even after Jeffrey Goldberg, the editor-in-chief of The Atlantic, admitted it could have been wrong.

Sarah Fitzpatrick herself has a history of publishing bogus hit pieces lacking sources and corroboration.

White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt and acting Attorney General Todd Blanche both publicly defended Patel. Blanche praised Patel, noting he "has accomplished more in 14 months than the previous administration did in four years." FBI spokesperson Erica Knight added that since being sworn in, Patel has taken just 17 days off — roughly half the time taken by former directors James Comey and Christopher Wray over comparable stretches.
 
Well, this is unfortunate, but not surprising. Our so-called ‘Greatest Ally’ is actually quite awful in how it treats Christians in its own country and elsewhere. The soldier’s behaviour is emblematic of the mindset of Israeli’s towards people who worship the most beautiful religion in the world - Christianity.

Remind me again as to why these people should have access to billions of US tax dollars every year?

 
I fucking hate indians. I have to call them for tech "support" at my job which my company is now run by a fucking indian.

This is how it normally goes:

Problem ticket created and tell them I am available between X hours on these specific days. (local time)

Ticket acknowledged.
....three attempts to resolve the issue all made within fifteen minutes of each other during a day and hours which I said I will not be available.
....ticket closed. "Resolved due to employee not responding to three attempts to resolve issue.

...."tech" support responds. by repeating the issue.
....I acknowlege that's the issue, I begin to go further into the problem
...."tech" support responds. by repeating the issue.
....I say yes, and begin once again.
...."tech" support responds. repeats by rewording issue.
....I say yes. and wait.
....Nothing is said for several minutes.
....Hello?
...."tech" support responds. by repeating the issue again.
....Yes.
....please hold.
... five to twenty-five minutes later.
...could I get your name again/supervisor name/department/are you in the office/employee id number
...done
...I'll need the computer id number/serial number
....give the one of the desktop.
....no I need the laptop's.
....Please just change my password.
...I need your laptop's numbers.
...it is at home.
...I cannot change your password without it. Good bye.

...Hello?
...indian accented gibberish so thick, impossible to understand.
...what? could you repeat that?
...indian accented gibberish so thick, impossible to understand.
...could I speak to someone else?
...(what I can only assume "please hold.") tones from phone buttons being pushed.
..."tech" hangs up.

...Hello?
...indian accented gibberish so thick, impossible to understand.
...what? could you repeat that?
...indian accented gibberish so thick, impossible to understand.
...could I speak to someone else?
...(what I can only assume "please hold.") tones from phone buttons being pushed.
...different person speaking in slightly less indian accented gibberish.
....state problem.
...indian accented gibberish, impossible to understand.
....state problem.
...indian accented gibberish, impossible to understand.
...could I speak to someone else?
..."tech" hangs up.
 
Call Me Tim said:
I fucking hate indians. I have to call them for tech "support" at my job which my company is now run by a fucking indian.

This is how it normally goes:

Problem ticket created and tell them I am available between X hours on these specific days. (local time)

Ticket acknowledged.
....three attempts to resolve the issue all made within fifteen minutes of each other during a day and hours which I said I will not be available.
....ticket closed. "Resolved due to employee not responding to three attempts to resolve issue.

...."tech" support responds. by repeating the issue.
....I acknowlege that's the issue, I begin to go further into the problem
...."tech" support responds. by repeating the issue.
....I say yes, and begin once again.
...."tech" support responds. repeats by rewording issue.
....I say yes. and wait.
....Nothing is said for several minutes.
....Hello?
...."tech" support responds. by repeating the issue again.
....Yes.
....please hold.
... five to twenty-five minutes later.
...could I get your name again/supervisor name/department/are you in the office/employee id number
...done
...I'll need the computer id number/serial number
....give the one of the desktop.
....no I need the laptop's.
....Please just change my password.
...I need your laptop's numbers.
...it is at home.
...I cannot change your password without it. Good bye.

...Hello?
...indian accented gibberish so thick, impossible to understand.
...what? could you repeat that?
...indian accented gibberish so thick, impossible to understand.
...could I speak to someone else?
...(what I can only assume "please hold.") tones from phone buttons being pushed.
..."tech" hangs up.

...Hello?
...indian accented gibberish so thick, impossible to understand.
...what? could you repeat that?
...indian accented gibberish so thick, impossible to understand.
...could I speak to someone else?
...(what I can only assume "please hold.") tones from phone buttons being pushed.
...different person speaking in slightly less indian accented gibberish.
....state problem.
...indian accented gibberish, impossible to understand.
....state problem.
...indian accented gibberish, impossible to understand.
...could I speak to someone else?
..."tech" hangs up.
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I’m sure the Indians hate fat incompetent white men just as much as you hate them
 
Call Me Tim said:
I fucking hate indians. I have to call them for tech "support" at my job which my company is now run by a fucking indian.

This is how it normally goes:

Problem ticket created and tell them I am available between X hours on these specific days. (local time)

Ticket acknowledged.
....three attempts to resolve the issue all made within fifteen minutes of each other during a day and hours which I said I will not be available.
....ticket closed. "Resolved due to employee not responding to three attempts to resolve issue.

...."tech" support responds. by repeating the issue.
....I acknowlege that's the issue, I begin to go further into the problem
...."tech" support responds. by repeating the issue.
....I say yes, and begin once again.
...."tech" support responds. repeats by rewording issue.
....I say yes. and wait.
....Nothing is said for several minutes.
....Hello?
...."tech" support responds. by repeating the issue again.
....Yes.
....please hold.
... five to twenty-five minutes later.
...could I get your name again/supervisor name/department/are you in the office/employee id number
...done
...I'll need the computer id number/serial number
....give the one of the desktop.
....no I need the laptop's.
....Please just change my password.
...I need your laptop's numbers.
...it is at home.
...I cannot change your password without it. Good bye.

...Hello?
...indian accented gibberish so thick, impossible to understand.
...what? could you repeat that?
...indian accented gibberish so thick, impossible to understand.
...could I speak to someone else?
...(what I can only assume "please hold.") tones from phone buttons being pushed.
..."tech" hangs up.

...Hello?
...indian accented gibberish so thick, impossible to understand.
...what? could you repeat that?
...indian accented gibberish so thick, impossible to understand.
...could I speak to someone else?
...(what I can only assume "please hold.") tones from phone buttons being pushed.
...different person speaking in slightly less indian accented gibberish.
....state problem.
...indian accented gibberish, impossible to understand.
....state problem.
...indian accented gibberish, impossible to understand.
...could I speak to someone else?
..."tech" hangs up.
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OMG, you must be the last white person still working for Comcast customer support. How strong is the curry stench in your customer service boiler room?
 
Ok, fellas.
How many times have you gone out, on a late Friday night.
The time is right, it's late.
The women are right, they're too intoxicated to know better.
And the night just ends in failure. Rape failure.
You shaved your head, you had the chloroforms, and as a backup the GBH, the latex gloves, the Tyvek jumpsuit, lined your van with plastic, even carefully dug a hole in the remote part of the county, even had brought your favorite box cutter, and it was all for not.
All that preperation.
All that time.
That effort.
The planning.
Wasted.
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Or maybe, you just don't have the confidence any more. Your once sharp skills now dull, lifeless, you just don't feel like you have that pizazz any more.
Your, "Get in the fuckin van, bitch," just doesn't have that same thunder.

You feel pathetic.
You now rape in shame. The power you once felt -- gone. Your identity shattered.
You might as well be an indian. Heck, you are an indian.

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So what's a honest rapist that's stuck in a rut, have to do?
Once there was no solution.

But now, there's ORA, Online Rape Academy.

Enroll today and get your rape skills up to date.
For there are dates to be had.
 
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