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    The Entire History of Encyclopedia Dramatica

    SHE KINDA LOOKS THAT CYBORG FROM BLADE RUNNER THAT LIVES IN THAT PALACE AND IS LIKE A PROTOTYPE MODEL OR SOME SHIT (AM I REMEMBERING CORRECTLY OR DO I HAVE EARLY DEMENTIA??? CAN ANYONE FACT CHECK THIS SHIT FOR ME PLZ) IF I CAN IMPART 1 ORB OF DIVINE WISDOM IS TO AVOID BITCHES WITH CREEPY CYBORG...
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    video game enemies/bosses you think are cool

    MECHANICAL HITLER FROM WOLFENSTEIN 3D
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    YEARBOOK 2024 EDITION

    LOL WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!! ANYWAYM,,RESPECT FOR THE 2007 COLLEGE DORM AESTHETIC I FUCK WITH THIS HEAVY. IS THAT A SPICE GIRLS POSTER?
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    edf late night

    OK I CHECK MY MOTOROLA FLIP PHONE MY WALLPAPER IS LIL JON HOLDING AN ICED OUT CRUNK CHALICE I CHECK MY MESSAGES 6 HOES ON UNREAD
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    New Year's Vain Hopes

    MY HOPE IS U NEVER WRITE THIS MUCH TEXT EVER AGAIN
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    just started reading My Girlfriend's not here today

    WAT IS TOXIC YURI? BE CAREFUL OF YOUR RESPONSE BACAUSE I HAVE A FEELING ITS SOME GAY JAPANESE SHIT... IM JUST SAYING I MIGHT GET REAL VIOLENT REAL QUICK COUNTERZ0
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    THIS BITCH A HO MET HER AT THE STO YOU KNOW HOW IT GO

    THIS BITCH A HO MET HER AT THE STO YOU KNOW HOW IT GO
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    POLL: How did you find out about ED?

    The jew jakubite mothership signaled for him and he had to heed the call and return
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    its mine and andrew tates birthday!!!!!!!!!!

    Have a Good one my G,, go smoke weed and eat some puss like a docta :o)
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    POLL: How did you find out about ED?

    I found it linked on 4chan i think back in 2010 so i came on EDF, made an account, saw the first person who was online in the list (@oddguy ), made a thread about him for no reason (I wish i had these threads saved somewhere they were gold, does anyone have archive?) and then I kept appearing...
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    Chimplord died

    MY NIGGA SQIDGEWELL IS ALIVE? HOLY SHIT
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    Read my essay about esoteric 4chan culture

    WHAT IS THIS BULL SHIT, AS A FELLOW BRAZILIAN I CANNOT SUPPORCH THIS GAY SHIT. SRY
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    YEARBOOK 2024 EDITION

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