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    Chimplord died

    MY NIGGA SQIDGEWELL IS ALIVE? HOLY SHIT
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    Read my essay about esoteric 4chan culture

    WHAT IS THIS BULL SHIT, AS A FELLOW BRAZILIAN I CANNOT SUPPORCH THIS GAY SHIT. SRY
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    YEARBOOK 2024 EDITION

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    YEARBOOK 2024 EDITION

    Any ARthoes for Big AB??
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    ecstasy experiments haiko

    I took a fuck laod of MDMA once with some theater kids back when i was about 22 and it took me a year to not feel like im in some fucked up time loop. Its the durg of the devil, no wonder gays do that shit so often. Would not reccomend this shit to anyone real talk. Just maca roots and jiu...
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    Nude hot spic beaner. Dark holes.

    DARK HOLES E V I L B E A N E R E Y E S
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    Have you fucking faggots seen how successful the greatest singer Dua Lipa is

    I have sucked on worse armpits before no cap, dua is a solid 7.65/10 assuming she doesnt have brown nips. AB out
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    She was only 17 you sick fucks

    I remember when half of the niggas here were clowning on u meanwhile i guarantee that ur getting more pussy than a good 98% of this forum at age 17 Sending homie love
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    God I want to kill myself

    I quit drinking also to test it (i used to get fucked up every single day of the year 365) and nothing rly changed. Im still sexy handsome and rich. So idk why im actually responding to this thread but my advice 4 u would be to stop being a gay faggot and get some muscles because feeling like...
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    Thinkgen of mikemikev.. [OG THREAD]

    Shedding a singular afroamerican thug tear for my main potna and chief nigga in charge MikeMikev The real ones know whats uP
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    FUCK ODDGUY

    HELO, MY INTERNET ALIAS GO BY THE NAME OF “ASBLONKER” AND TODAY I WANT 2 TALK ABOUT WHY THE SPACE JAKUBITES NEED TO BE STOPPED BEFORE THEY TURN THE SOLAR SYSTEM INTO A PYRAMID SCAM THESE INTERGALACTIC JAKUBITES SHOWED UP LAST YEAR IN THEIR FLOATING GEOMETRIC TOMBSTONES, CALLING THEMSELVES...
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    She was only 17 you sick fucks

    JARVIS, LOOK UP A PICTURE OF WES WATSON DISSAPROVINGLY STARING AT THE CAMERA AND FLEXING HIS MUSCLES ENHANCE POST
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    book thread

    I AM PONDERING MY LARGE AFRO-AMERICAN JAKUBIAN BRAIN UPON SPQR : HISTORY OF ROME IT COVERS A LOT OF NUANCE FROM EARLY ROMAN KINGDOM (500BCE) TO 212 AD WHEN EVERY SUBJECT OF ROME WAS GRANTED CITIZENSHIP. THE ONLY DOWNSIDE IS THAT THE BOOK WAS WRITTEN BY A WOMAN, THEREFORE IT LOSES 3 POINTS AND...
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    book thread

    I FINISHED READING PLATOS' REPUBLIC RECENTLY AND I WILL PROVIDE A FEEDBACK : THE BOOK IS VERY AHEAD OF THE TIME AND ITS SUPER OBVIOUS THAT ITS THE CORNER STONE OF WESTERN PHILOSOPHY AS A WHOLE, HOW EVER I FEEL PLATO FUMBLED IN THE WAY HE PACES THE BOOK. FOR EXAMPLE FROM BOOKS 1 TO 7 I FEEL HE...
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    What are you drinking

    maybe this would help YOUR attitude I KNOW THIS SHIT LOOKS RETARDED BUT TRUST ME, HORSE ELECTROLYTES + 1000MG OF NAC BEFORE DRINKING KILLS OFF ABOUT 40% OF A HANGOVER. TRUST ME IKNOW THESE THINGS. WHAT IM DRINKING : 9 CAIPIRINHAS AND IM SMOKING A PACK OF CAMEL LIGHTS. LIFE IS REAL GOOD RIGHT...
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