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    THIS IS NOT TRUE, WHY I CRINGE? EXPLAIN NOW OR I WILL KILL YOU IN REAL LIFE

    THIS IS NOT TRUE, WHY I CRINGE? EXPLAIN NOW OR I WILL KILL YOU IN REAL LIFE
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    Sex Obsessed Artistic Expressions (aka Nudes)

    I SMASH MUCH , MUCH WORSE THIS ONE MAYBE I DONT EVEN SLINK OUT INTO THE NIGHT BE4 SHE WAKE UP, MAYBE I STAY FOR A CUP OF NESPRESSO AND THOSE IKEA BISCUITS (SHE LOOK LIKE THE TYPE OF BITCH WHO KEEP IKEA BISCUITS AT HOME) SHERROD DEGRIPPO AND MESSI JESSI NEED TO GIVE ME TOPPIE IS WHAT IM...
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    Salam Alaykum.

    Wa Alaikum Salam
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    ASSBLONKER APPLICATION FOR STAFF MEMBER + MAD AS FUCK COMPLAINT

    HELLO , THE INTERNET ALIAS I AM KNOWN FOR GOE BY THE NAME OF "ASSBLONKER" AND TODAY I HAVE A COMPLAINT : I USE 2 HAVE LARGE ADMIN POWERS ON THIS FORUM THAT WERE UNFAIRLY AND ANTISEMITICKLY TAKEN AWAY , SLIPPED MY GRASP uNFORTUNATELY. I THINK THESE WERE GIVEN 2 ME BY UMEKEMESIK, WHO WAS OUTED...
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    The Entire History of Encyclopedia Dramatica

    SHE KINDA LOOKS THAT CYBORG FROM BLADE RUNNER THAT LIVES IN THAT PALACE AND IS LIKE A PROTOTYPE MODEL OR SOME SHIT (AM I REMEMBERING CORRECTLY OR DO I HAVE EARLY DEMENTIA??? CAN ANYONE FACT CHECK THIS SHIT FOR ME PLZ) IF I CAN IMPART 1 ORB OF DIVINE WISDOM IS TO AVOID BITCHES WITH CREEPY CYBORG...
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    video game enemies/bosses you think are cool

    MECHANICAL HITLER FROM WOLFENSTEIN 3D
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    YEARBOOK 2024 EDITION

    LOL WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!! ANYWAYM,,RESPECT FOR THE 2007 COLLEGE DORM AESTHETIC I FUCK WITH THIS HEAVY. IS THAT A SPICE GIRLS POSTER?
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    edf late night

    OK I CHECK MY MOTOROLA FLIP PHONE MY WALLPAPER IS LIL JON HOLDING AN ICED OUT CRUNK CHALICE I CHECK MY MESSAGES 6 HOES ON UNREAD
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    New Year's Vain Hopes

    MY HOPE IS U NEVER WRITE THIS MUCH TEXT EVER AGAIN
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    just started reading My Girlfriend's not here today

    WAT IS TOXIC YURI? BE CAREFUL OF YOUR RESPONSE BACAUSE I HAVE A FEELING ITS SOME GAY JAPANESE SHIT... IM JUST SAYING I MIGHT GET REAL VIOLENT REAL QUICK COUNTERZ0
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    THIS BITCH A HO MET HER AT THE STO YOU KNOW HOW IT GO

    THIS BITCH A HO MET HER AT THE STO YOU KNOW HOW IT GO
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    POLL: How did you find out about ED?

    The jew jakubite mothership signaled for him and he had to heed the call and return
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    its mine and andrew tates birthday!!!!!!!!!!

    Have a Good one my G,, go smoke weed and eat some puss like a docta :o)
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