Recent content by ASSBLONKER

ASSBLONKER is a solidly mid-to-high tier poster on the Encyclopedia Dramatica Forums (forums.edramatica.com), which is the current iteration of the long-running EDF/Encyclopedia Dramatica-associated shithole. He's been active for years (posts dating back to at least 2020, still going strong...

I SMASH MUCH , MUCH WORSE THIS ONE MAYBE I DONT EVEN SLINK OUT INTO THE NIGHT BE4 SHE WAKE UP, MAYBE I STAY FOR A CUP OF NESPRESSO AND THOSE IKEA BISCUITS (SHE LOOK LIKE THE TYPE OF BITCH WHO KEEP IKEA BISCUITS AT HOME) SHERROD DEGRIPPO AND MESSI JESSI NEED TO GIVE ME TOPPIE IS WHAT IM...

Wa Alaikum Salam

HELLO , THE INTERNET ALIAS I AM KNOWN FOR GOE BY THE NAME OF "ASSBLONKER" AND TODAY I HAVE A COMPLAINT : I USE 2 HAVE LARGE ADMIN POWERS ON THIS FORUM THAT WERE UNFAIRLY AND ANTISEMITICKLY TAKEN AWAY , SLIPPED MY GRASP uNFORTUNATELY. I THINK THESE WERE GIVEN 2 ME BY UMEKEMESIK, WHO WAS OUTED...

SHE KINDA LOOKS THAT CYBORG FROM BLADE RUNNER THAT LIVES IN THAT PALACE AND IS LIKE A PROTOTYPE MODEL OR SOME SHIT (AM I REMEMBERING CORRECTLY OR DO I HAVE EARLY DEMENTIA??? CAN ANYONE FACT CHECK THIS SHIT FOR ME PLZ) IF I CAN IMPART 1 ORB OF DIVINE WISDOM IS TO AVOID BITCHES WITH CREEPY CYBORG...

MECHANICAL HITLER FROM WOLFENSTEIN 3D

LOL WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!! ANYWAYM,,RESPECT FOR THE 2007 COLLEGE DORM AESTHETIC I FUCK WITH THIS HEAVY. IS THAT A SPICE GIRLS POSTER?

OK I CHECK MY MOTOROLA FLIP PHONE MY WALLPAPER IS LIL JON HOLDING AN ICED OUT CRUNK CHALICE I CHECK MY MESSAGES 6 HOES ON UNREAD

MY HOPE IS U NEVER WRITE THIS MUCH TEXT EVER AGAIN

WAT IS TOXIC YURI? BE CAREFUL OF YOUR RESPONSE BACAUSE I HAVE A FEELING ITS SOME GAY JAPANESE SHIT... IM JUST SAYING I MIGHT GET REAL VIOLENT REAL QUICK COUNTERZ0

93 JOINT

THIS BITCH A HO MET HER AT THE STO YOU KNOW HOW IT GO

The jew jakubite mothership signaled for him and he had to heed the call and return