Recent content by ASSBLONKER

You look like an insane homosexual

I SEE THE HIGHTOPS, RESPECKT FROM 1 GANGSTA 2 ANOTHER IN ANOTHER LIFE MINTY, ME AND U COULD LIVE A WHIMSICAL LIFE IN A SMALL NORTHWESTERN TOWN. MAYBE DO TRICK OR TREATING TOGETHER AND SMOKE SHERM AND LISTEN TO DEFTONES BUT ALAS...

This is a retard nigga idea, because 1) it values stinky puss at a Life or Death level (only gays who dont get laid regularly think pussy is some mythical thing thats hard to get -> its not) and 2) It gives a lot of power to women to decide if some tubby nigga who plays Warhammer 40k in his...

It recently came to me while reclining on my marble bench and eating seedless grapes, that all videogames are gay, and playing videogames is kind of a Gay hobby, and if you play videogames Youre kind of gay and possibly a pussy. Any thoughts on this? If you disagree with me i'll break your...

I once went on a date with a South korean 41 year old woman that works in tech in Singapore. I was really expecting to fuck her after buying her 2 bottles of Primitivo di manduria (50 or 60 euros a pop... word to the wise never forget Pearl harbor) but she wouldn't put out so you know she never...

Good job lil chinky nigga, I really mean it

WE DONT WANTCH ARXY LINUXY, FUCK THAT GAY SHIT PORRA :BR:BR:BR:

ASSBLONKER is a solidly mid-to-high tier poster on the Encyclopedia Dramatica Forums (forums.edramatica.com), which is the current iteration of the long-running EDF/Encyclopedia Dramatica-associated shithole. He's been active for years (posts dating back to at least 2020, still going strong...

I SMASH MUCH , MUCH WORSE THIS ONE MAYBE I DONT EVEN SLINK OUT INTO THE NIGHT BE4 SHE WAKE UP, MAYBE I STAY FOR A CUP OF NESPRESSO AND THOSE IKEA BISCUITS (SHE LOOK LIKE THE TYPE OF BITCH WHO KEEP IKEA BISCUITS AT HOME) SHERROD DEGRIPPO AND MESSI JESSI NEED TO GIVE ME TOPPIE IS WHAT IM...

Wa Alaikum Salam

HELLO , THE INTERNET ALIAS I AM KNOWN FOR GOE BY THE NAME OF "ASSBLONKER" AND TODAY I HAVE A COMPLAINT : I USE 2 HAVE LARGE ADMIN POWERS ON THIS FORUM THAT WERE UNFAIRLY AND ANTISEMITICKLY TAKEN AWAY , SLIPPED MY GRASP uNFORTUNATELY. I THINK THESE WERE GIVEN 2 ME BY UMEKEMESIK, WHO WAS OUTED...

SHE KINDA LOOKS THAT CYBORG FROM BLADE RUNNER THAT LIVES IN THAT PALACE AND IS LIKE A PROTOTYPE MODEL OR SOME SHIT (AM I REMEMBERING CORRECTLY OR DO I HAVE EARLY DEMENTIA??? CAN ANYONE FACT CHECK THIS SHIT FOR ME PLZ) IF I CAN IMPART 1 ORB OF DIVINE WISDOM IS TO AVOID BITCHES WITH CREEPY CYBORG...

MECHANICAL HITLER FROM WOLFENSTEIN 3D

LOL WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!! ANYWAYM,,RESPECT FOR THE 2007 COLLEGE DORM AESTHETIC I FUCK WITH THIS HEAVY. IS THAT A SPICE GIRLS POSTER?