Recent content by Dildo Baggins

Im only on the second area. Im hopelessly addicted.

fucking posers

Have any of you been completely rubbed down with cucumber melon lotion? God I smell amazing!

Some greek yogurt with cut up kiwi, a cup of coffee, and toast (im starting a new diet today)

The spring thaw has reinvigorated my loins and thankfully I have a faggy lil femboy im seeing on the regular to satisfy my cock. Everything feels better.:)

I should have done more coke in my 20s

Throw feces at them where ever they may hide. They deserve it.

nigger

If the US Government wants to shut you up they will find a reason to prosecute you. Even if it means sending you to jail for the harry potter fan fiction you wrote where Snape makes Hermione's ass bleed from repeated anal rapings. Hell even writing that sentence might be considered child...

I think the whole epstein business has broken everyone's brain because i've now been accused twice in one week of being a pedophile on reddit. If they only knew

Shrek