Recent content by Dildo Baggins

I feel like the cure for anexoria is rape. Tell those skeletons that they are so dam sexy while you make their ass bleed and they will start packing on the pounds so they will never be violated again.

Bunny on a shelf

I don't deny the Bible, but I refuse to worship a Jew

Low quality grape soda is a weakness of mine, usually mixed with some equally low grade tequila. Vault was what I rocked in middleschool.

go back to Kiwi farms with this gay and retarded bullshit faggot

enough alcohol to quiet the voices in my head telling me all forms of soap are giving me cancer

If Chuck Norris were to rape @Quence it would turn him straight

Are we old now? I think we are...

Chuck Norris -- the famed martial artist and actor in films like "The Delta Force" and "Missing in Action" -- is dead ... TMZ has learned. He died Thursday morning in Hawaii, according to the family, who said, "It is with heavy hearts that our family shares the sudden passing of our beloved...

Im only on the second area. Im hopelessly addicted.

fucking posers

Have any of you been completely rubbed down with cucumber melon lotion? God I smell amazing!

Some greek yogurt with cut up kiwi, a cup of coffee, and toast (im starting a new diet today)