Recent content by EnemyOfTheLulz

How did you escape the zoo? Did you blow maysam’s micropenis?

Delete all allegations of Pedro being a Pedophile or ED will suffer the consequences

I deleted them

@oddguy Are you going to defend ED’s virtue?

@fleacollerindustry I have been receiving emails from the Jewish community demanding my articles be removed as the allegations and me are giving a negative image to their prestigious community. Are you going to let me claim to be a member of the tribe stealing valor from God’s chosen people...

You implied it.

Any woman that is not aroused by me is lesbian

You are gonna fuck me so hard that I have a stroke? Hmmmm we could arrange that. Orgasms are fun for everyone.

A glitch in the zoo allows me to spam the recently created threads by just spamming threads. I also consume precious forum resources and space not to mention flood the zoo to where no one else gets a word. My mind runs on eight tracks

A series of sql injections, worms, DDOS, phishing and other well orchestrated techniques will be unleashed on an epic scale previously deemed unfathomable. So other admins, calm this broad down before she unleashes the beast.

You would use some type of digital sorcery involving graphic design to reduce the magnificent scope of my genitalia to fit your crazed scissoring mind.

I am just joking around and @fleacollerindustry is supremely butthurt. Yup, bad look on ED to employee this easily rises wench.

nah you will just photoshop my elegant instrument of pleasure to fit your crazed lesbian narrative

She bad mouths your website and provides negative energy to what should be an optimistic vision of this valorous bastion of brilliant parody. She has to be reprimanded or ED will go down the toilet bin of history.

A micropenis is defined as less than 3 inches. My humongous beast towers in at 2.5 inches above that. Only Grand Canyon loose pussies would fail to achieve maximum orgasm from myself.