What an asswarming thread, bravo!
I just went thru a rather unpleasant haemorrhoid removal operation, so i have some experience with ass napkins too.. or more of a blood-fart napkins, in my case. But that doesn't have that nice ring to it..
Anyways, here's a tip for @adezero
Go to a medical...
https://squeekly.com/humming/weird-news/kurz-schmid-affair/
I know this is rather tame ammount by our standards, but still, i think @gayligula would be proud..
There's a permanent expo in malostranská gallery with all these paintings irl, if you ever wander to Prague. Dude's name is Jakub Schikaneder. :)
Well, the goth's shiteating grin tells the whole story..