alternative thought, hear me out: it could be possible that they made this thread such that it would get the attention of tim, for tug material in the form of a witty (?) antisemetic response due to their driedel dicked voyfriend being too preoccupied turning the west into a flock of gagging...
me, i’m a big colaaaaa fan. i used to drink monster religiously, but then i discovered that not only can i buy a 1L bottle of pepsi max for the same price, but it’s also full of more carbonated goodness !