Reddit-tier NPC take with copypasta energy. This ain't it, chief. It's a galaxy brain normie take of cringe compilation material, you edgelord tryhard. Epic fail. You've been pwned and you are literally worse than Hitler.
As long as you don't drink in the morning. That is the true sign of an alcoholic. Wait until after dinner to get shitfaced and let the sleep and the water make up for the damages.