Recent content by Heidi the girl

I had a different problem. I had a pair of formal shoes that made you pay every time anyone wore them. I don't know how they perfected the literal Achilles heel cutters, but you could only walk for 5 minutes before blisters formed and were cut open. They were very nice looking but were...

Things were so much easier when we were sacrificing prisoners for morale and good clean fun.

So that's what Cruella Deville looked like as a kid. Should have figured she was goth.

Quence admits he's a guy pretending to be a women

Ok, if this isn't premium AIslop, I don't know what is. tldr; - because it always is - I got copilot to spit this line out to me organically:

frfr bet no cap ong deadass lowkey don't get your blicky out bruh say less

Speaking of this game, this shit had me laughing hard recently.

The bad haircut gene?

He was asking about Bruce Lee. I remembered it being mysterious, so I had to look it up. Apparently the theory is that he drank too much water and got swelling of the brain. That kind of reminds me of the story of a radio station holding a water drinking contest and a woman dying of water...

mfw she only gets enough to remove the T

i'm sanctioning your mom next

yeah malaysia's kinda fucked right now and china primarily has the attitude of "don't touch my shit", so I'm sure they are kinda pissed at the situation.

I'll go purple iguana

I expect the top 5 lessons with critical examples of how you've applied them to your life.