Badges awarded to Illuminati
Identifiers - Medals that describe the user. Anything that could finish the phrase "this user is a..."
ælcoholic
This user's posts are the result of a fifth of cheap vodka and two fifths of Listerine.
Political Affiliation
Illuminati
This user is part of THE ONES that pull the strings.
LOLRANDUM XD
Steel Reserve
This user drinks like a nigger.