Recent content by iwannarapesonic

I would too live god damn 140 years old if it wasn't for those delicious mcdonalds borgers and muh pepsi.

I lost gigantic amount of weight some time ago by simply A) walking 10000 steps per day (not that strict but in general long walks will do it) and B) dropping all unnecessary snacks (still miss my mcdonalds). Losing weight isn't such huge task as lazy fatasses (me) claim it to be. TLDR: dont...

i can show them to u god daymn

the fact abt how often i wash my balls (once a month) is none of ur businezz

i cant, every time i walk to chruch priest tells me to fuck off

butbut its my lifelong dream to spread those sonic cheeks and ram my cock inside

i tried to fight it but i was only 3

there's reason why u could have killed ur grandma with old good nokia and why u cant even bump the modern made in china phone to the faucet while shitting without the piece of shit screen breaking into pieces i especially love the cheap clothes from china, that shit collects hair like fucking...

nonsense, he was local pedophile who ass raeped me, my brother and even my father when he bent over on garden

i only saw it because he flashed it to me when i was 2

fuk u, i saw sonic's penis myself, it was like a log. if u wanted to move it u would need to order a truck to carry the thing outside