FAQ:
NO, I will not be showing a video of me doing it.
I don't know when I might next shart, hopefully it is soon.
And no, I didn't get any on my underwear. It was during a shower.
Ah ah ah! Mrs. Fleacollerindustry, I'm afraid you cannot get too close to Sir lurk. The two of you can be friends, but the best friend spot has been claimed by me, Lil' Nega! I'm afraid you're gonna have to resort to just being a distant friend to Sir lurk.
Whenever I'm in trouble, I always look up to Sir Lurk for help. He always knows what to do.
Sir @lurk ! I need your help!
Lurk: Yes Lil' Nega, what is it?
Me: I need your help! I accidentally posted a post twice!
Lurk: No need to worry, I know just the solution.
Me: Really!?
Lurk: Yup! Just ask...