Record yourself reading Tumblr, Xitter and Reddit posts over Minecraft parkour or CS2 surf videos and upload them onto every social site you can think of that has some sort of shorts tab.
You'll get over 30k a month easily, mate.
I pray to God that Parlos's dad actually fucking brutally beats him every day and it wasn't some shit he made up to milk sympathy out of his retarded fans (back when he had any).