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I didn't bother to read the whole articles but since some of you probably won't believe me:



 
AY I'M SAFE
But thanks for warning us
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sorry i don't listen to ugly "people"
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What's going on with the shoddy craftsmanship of the cum lines in this piece? The patterns on the ground are completely unrealistic and disjointed from the direction of thrust and nearly opposite of the angle of attack of both shafts. And what's going on in the bottom left with blue hair? It's like his hand is passing through a gentle shroud of cum mist at the bottom of his hand, yet the elbow is clearly raised above a ground level jizz pool based on the shading. Meanwhile vampy boi's lower elbow is sitting in its own distinct pool of spooge fog. Someone needs to put down the fucking adderall scrip and pick a lane ffs.

I'm not even going to get into the quantum strings that magically are both on the ground and over their pants. I have to knock like, so many points off for this. It's a shame too, because this could be moderately average quality if they didn't phone it in at the last second. Completely immersion breaking.

2/10 - This yaoi quality is deeper in the shitter than vampy bois shaft. Shameful.

Recommended edits: Sepuku
 
What's going on with the shoddy craftsmanship of the cum lines in this piece? The patterns on the ground are completely unrealistic and disjointed from the direction of thrust and nearly opposite of the angle of attack of both shafts. And what's going on in the bottom left with blue hair? It's like his hand is passing through a gentle shroud of cum mist at the bottom of his hand, yet the elbow is clearly raised above a ground level jizz pool based on the shading. Meanwhile vampy boi's lower elbow is sitting in its own distinct pool of spooge fog. Someone needs to put down the fucking adderall scrip and pick a lane ffs.

I'm not even going to get into the quantum strings that magically are both on the ground and over their pants. I have to knock like, so many points off for this. It's a shame too, because this could be moderately average quality if they didn't phone it in at the last second. Completely immersion breaking.

2/10 - This yaoi quality is deeper in the shitter than vampy bois shaft. Shameful.

Recommended edits: Sepuku
if you like analysing porn so much then gtfo and go watch it on pornhub
 
if you like analysing porn so much then gtfo and go watch it on pornhub
That emptiness you feel inside you causing you to lash out, is but a symptom of a short meaningless life lived with low standards for fine art. You yearn deep within your loins for an otherwise featureless anime face, given three dimensional form only by the contours defined by the thick juicy sperm ropes hanging off every single possible angle of exposed skin. A jaw and lip line both highlighted and shaded by the glint of the sun, reflected in the spherical dome of a thick coalescing of yaoi boy goo.

Deep in the pit of your heart, you are left hollow from the constant deus ex machina of cum spellcasting powers, constantly, cheaply, shoehorned into your most private and cherished pintrest collections. But you don't know how to communicate your pain and suffering because you've never known the overpowering feeling of an artist who works to convince your hungry mind, that the cum mist in their piece is earned from the depiction of the hot, hairless ball slapping action raising the body temperature that turns skin a gentle rose color, as the temperatures rise across their passionate sweaty bodies, heating up the particles of their shogun seed until the molecules become a vapor and drift away with the prevailing wind in a soft stroke of the brush.

Never experiencing the powerful rush when the still picture comes to life, when you could swear, you hear the skin of his balls unsticking from his lovers polished taint, your brain tricking your nose into believing it's actually picking up the faint aroma in the air, only describable as a ripe pear sitting atop an 'almost fresh' cut of salmon fillet floating gently in an indoor pool. Staring every day at this low effort slop trying to vigorously catapult just a moments load of relief onto your keyboard, slowly having droplets of salty water form in the corners of your eyes, as the frustration of a perpetually flaccid working surface continues to give far to much way to each twist and turn and yank. To feel having accomplished nothing beyond the now tilted gait of an uneven distribution of muscle mass building up over time. Wondering if you might actually pass from this world and into the next without even just once seeing a whole fluid dram of blood thrusting through your shaft turning it rock hard by filling every possible space it can find in all 4 capillaries that make up the vessels of your reborn dingus, and the incredible boost in self confidence of finally being able to take that snapshot to preserve this moment for all time and finally prove to all of TikTok that you don't have an oddly placed third nipple.

*sigh*

My heart breaks for you, and I'm so sorry you've had to suffer this pain alone and you don't need to listen to these Instagram adds that try to convince you, you should be able to fart cum or shoot ropes over your shoulder like all those pretty influencer girls on your feed. Those are all just filters and sponsored advertising.

Just know that I don't take it personally, and I forgive you. I want you to know, if you need someone to talk to, or feel loved, or just heard, there is someone here for you to turn to...

not me, but someone... probably somewhere... maybe.
 
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