Fighting for Truth, Justice, and the American Way: Superman Joins ICE

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https://www.nbcnews.com/pop-culture/pop-culture-news/dean-cain-superman-lois-clark-tv-show-joins-ice-rcna223619

Dean Cain, the actor best known for playing the Man of Steel on the 1990s television series “Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman,” said this week he planned to become an officer for Immigration and Customs Enforcement.

The actor’s move comes as the Trump administration carries out an aggressive mass deportation program across the nation.

Cain, 59, announced the news Wednesday in a video on his Instagram account. “I felt it was important to join with our first responders to help secure the safety of all Americans, not just talk about it, so I joined up,” Cain said, speaking directly to the camera as John Williams’ theme from the 1978 “Superman” film plays.

He went on to implore other people in the U.S. to join ICE as officers, touting the job’s salary and benefits. In an appearance on Fox News’ “Jesse Waters Primetime” later on Wednesday, Cain said: “I will be sworn in as an ICE agent ASAP.”

“This country was built on patriots stepping up, whether it was popular or not, and doing the right thing. I truly believe this is the right thing,” Cain said on Fox News.

Superman never wore a mask tho; this looks like a job for Batman.

 

[lurk]

he's gonna get shot by one of the cartels.

 

[ZZZandeRRR]

able to leap over border walls in a single bound

 

[Call Me Tim]

he'll probably be a spokesman. Don't see him being front line. Too high profile.

 

[Quence]

God Bless the Great Dean Cain!

I wonder if I should become an ICE officer. Lord knows that I’m well versed about how destructive non-whites are to America.

 

[ZZZandeRRR]

God Bless the Great Dean Cain!

I wonder if I should become an ICE officer. Lord knows that I’m well versed about how destructive non-whites are to America.

you can't fit in a ballistic vest

 

[Quence]

you can't fit in a ballistic vest

That might be true. They’re likely made for men and therefore would not fit my slender and fit frame.

 

[Call Me Tim]

That might be true. I am nearly 500 lbs.

 

[Quence]

Tiny Tim claims that Quence said: “That might be true. I am nearly 500 lbs.”

You KNOW that is NOT true!!! Quence has NEVER been fat. EVER!

 

[Call Me Tim]

You KNOW that is true!!! Quence has ALWAYS been fat.

 

[GachaLifeSucks]

able to leap over border walls in a single bound

If the walls are made of kryptonite, or spictonite ?

 

[Esoteric White Boy]

Lex Lopez and Darkseed will be among the first of Superman's new deportation list.

 

[fleacollerindustry]

God Bless the Great Dean Cain!

I wonder if I should become an ICE officer. Lord knows that I’m well versed about how destructive non-whites are to America.

Please be an ICE agent

 

[Crassmeister]

Please be an ICE agent

prob. don't have a uniform that fits a short blob

 

[Quence]

prob. don't have a uniform that fits a short blob

Sometimes I wish I was short because it’s not always easy for tall women to find the clothing they like in their sizes. But I was born to be tall with long and athletic dancer’s legs, a taut heart-shaped arse, lengthy flaxen hair cascading down, and beautiful alabaster skin.

 

[Crassmeister]

quence's reality:

 

[alostpolishprince]

God Bless the Great Dean Cain!

I wonder if I should become an ICE officer. Lord knows that I’m well versed about how destructive non-whites are to America.

You get a $50,000 signing bonus for becoming a deportation officer but those are the guys that get shot at the most but I think you're allowed to shoot back so that's a bonus.

Also, they'll pay off your student loans.
Even if you graduated college with a 1.8 GPA, that'll give you a leg up on Buba who only graduated High School because the teachers were sick of looking at him.

 

[lurk]

quence's reality:
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it turns out that when quence was a baby, his mothers were very accommodating.

 

[Maysam]

it turns out that when quence was a baby, his mothers were very accommodating.
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video is worse than some gore tbh

 

[airduster]

God Bless the Great Dean Cain!

I wonder if I should become an ICE officer. Lord knows that I’m well versed about how destructive non-whites are to America.

do it fgt