ITT I assign u ur new credit score

members of the superior tribes (Jews and Samaritans) are given privileged access and control of the world’s banks. George Soros has allowed me to give all of you new credit scores, and I quote “I don’t care what you do to those nobody faggots, literally who is encyclopedia dramatica anyway. WAITER! Bring me more adrenochrome!!”

So now I will give you all credit scores ^_^ if you do not like yours, cope.

@Maysam 800, and exclusive low interest rates on secured mortgages in New Jersey

@minty 750 (((we))) know about the futa manga book you haven’t returned to the library yet..

@LardChick 423 lower than your weight in elbees. Fatties cant be trusted w unsecured capital

@Quence 0 (1950s housewives cant open their own credit cards, also see Lardchick)

@Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd 600, enough for a moderate studio apartment anywhere but manhattan. Swear your eternal allegiance to Israel and I’ll make it 700
 
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