Thread for news that don't deserve their own thread

[Quence]

elon might have killed some peoples' livelihood

If it somehow results in fewer of the foul streetshitters being online, then Elon will have been doing god’s work.

 

[Quence]

People don’t realise the utter depravity that the sodomites regularly engage in. They do the most vile things to each other.

 

[Crassmeister]

People don’t realise the utter depravity that the sodomites regularly engage in. They do the most vile things to each other.

but it's still funny
sodomites must sod and BTW, entertain the cynics of the world

 

[lurk]

but it's still funny
sodomites must sod and BTW, entertain the cynics of the world

quence is just jealous he didnt think of those stunts first.

 

[Crassmeister]

this country is so doomed

Why college students prefer News Daddy over The New York Times

Zoomers get all their news from TikTok — and refuse to go elsewhere

www.theverge.com

Zau Lahtaw, a junior at Syracuse University, says he also gets his news from scrolling on TikTok, primarily from Dylan Page, as well as from a talking fish — styled after the animated news anchor that delivers “breaking news” in SpongeBob SquarePants. “I don’t know. It’s just funny,” Lahtaw says.

There are several popular talking fish accounts on Instagram, the most popular of which — @realtalkingfish, self-titled “America’s #1 news source!” — uploads daily news snippets to its 1.4 million followers. But there are countless pages across both Instagram and TikTok that deploy an AI-generated version of Bikini Bottom’s aquatic anchor to reach millions of viewers. Lahtaw says he doesn’t actively search for these pages, but on TikTok, the videos pop up on his feed anyway. And if the story interests him, he’ll sit through the video. That’s how he learned of Israel’s strikes on military and nuclear facilities in Iran. Lahtaw had been scrolling through his TikTok For You page — as he usually does for two to three hours a day — when he came across the fish news anchor explaining the attack had transpired earlier that morning. Lahtaw searched Google to check if the attack was real, and remembers confirming that it was, though he can’t recall if he’d read an article from CNN or ABC.

 

[Tetrahead]

Little late on this but some nigger lit a 70 year old woman on fire at a train in Chicago

 

[Crassmeister]

Little late on this but some nigger lit a 70 year old woman on fire at a train in Chicago

Bethany MaGee, 26, is identified as Chicago victim set on fire on CTA train by serial thug with 72 arrests

The 26-year-old woman who cops said was set on fire by a lunatic with a lengthy rap sheet on a Chicago L train earlier this month has been identified.

nypost.com

shes 26, and besides, you expect some random violence in chi-town, gives it that gangsta spice

 

[Tetrahead]

Bethany MaGee, 26, is identified as Chicago victim set on fire on CTA train by serial thug with 72 arrests

The 26-year-old woman who cops said was set on fire by a lunatic with a lengthy rap sheet on a Chicago L train earlier this month has been identified.

nypost.com

shes 26, and besides, you expect some random violence in chi-town, gives it that gangsta spice

Oops I’d thought she was older this was the only image I’ve seen of her

 

[Tetrahead]

https://x.com/theincompress/status/1991619312260436049 forgot to post the aftermath

 

[Call Me Tim]

Black on white crime is so common it doesn't make the news unless it's way over the top.
It seems like there's a contest on who can be the most awful nigger alive.

 

[Quence]

quence is just jealous he didnt think of those stunts first.

I’m extremely disappointed in you. You should know that a person who is gay can only be a man. Homosexual women are lesbians, but I’m not one of those creatures either.

 

[Stony]

The girl who did the Slenderman stabbing escaped from her group home, but they found her and put her crazy ass back pretty quickly.

 

[Crassmeister]

I’m extremely disappointed in you. You should know that a person who is gay can only be a man. Homosexual women are lesbians, but I’m not one of those creatures either.

all we see is a demented sockpuppet

 

[minty]

ralph lauren makin' luxury mail gear now

this is obviously city carrier propaganda, n ignores the rich tradition of rural carriers dressing like vagrants

 

[Call Me Tim]

 

[lurk]

did you expect anything different coming from a state ran by jews an somalians?

 

[Call Me Tim]

did you expect anything different coming from a state ran by jews an somalians?

When you put it that way, I'm surprised she wasn't raped to death.

 

[Crassmeister]

can't watch dankula anymore, too many horror shows
more madlads would always be nice

 

[lurk]

When you put it that way, I'm surprised she wasn't raped to death (yet).

ftfy

 

[Call Me Tim]