ARE YOU A PLAYER OR A SIMP FIND OUT WITH THIS SIMPLE QUIZ

[ZZZandeRRR]

I'm going on a "date" later today, I'll provide pictures
(We're going to dinner, then coming back to my place and playing CoD Zombies or some shit, I dunno)

 

[Likeicare]

Gay

 

[TheDude]

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Oh no

 

[TheDude]

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Oh no

STONE COLD

 

[dualbooter]

this implies any edf user talks to women. which is most likely wrong

 

[Maysam]

this implies any edf user talks to women. which is most likely wrong
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Speak for yourself

 

[dualbooter]

Speak for yourself

any includes me you dumbfuck. are edf users THIS illiterate?
if i was getting any sex at all, i wouldn't be here for starters.

 

[lurk]

any includes me you dumbfuck. are edf users THIS illiterate?
if i was getting any sex at all, i wouldn't be here for starters.

if youre looking for incels, this is the wrong club. you should try kiwifarms.

 

[chuj]

any includes me you dumbfuck. are edf users THIS illiterate?
if i was getting any sex at all, i wouldn't be here for starters.

there's been a lot of confusion between edf and 4chan for years so let me explain how it works
4chan - bunch of hugless kissless touchless virgin failcels
ed - getting sloppy toppy from toothless girls you met on irc behind wendy's

 

[weedville]

My Simp-Player Spectrum Result: Sincere Simp

I just took the Simp-Player Spectrum quiz and got: Sincere Simp

wingman.live

yeah pretty accurate, I still try sometimes

 

[Illuminati]

I took the quiz months ago and got placed right next to Bojack Horseman

 

[minty]

did this during lunch n got "polite simp" next to kafka
am okay with this

 

[fleacollerindustry]

For scientific purposes, I took the test a few times, changing between my first and second choices for answers.

I'm clearly somewhere on this axis, depending on how I feel any given day. I guess it averages out to Neo.

Spoiler: sources

Sources:

My Simp-Player Spectrum Result: Cynical Casanova

I just took the Simp-Player Spectrum quiz and got: Cynical Casanova

wingman.live

My Simp-Player Spectrum Result: Redditor Simp

I just took the Simp-Player Spectrum quiz and got: Redditor Simp

wingman.live

https://wingman.live/simp-player-spectrum/231cfb3c-845b-44ea-b7ae-620a6eca9d31

 

[chuj]

i forgot to post mine

 

[Demonic87]

i forgot to post mine

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I see you cooking up homemade pierogi's, baking a nice loaf of bread, then getting your date drunk off of potato vodka to have a fun evening, my good sir lol

 

[Call Me Tim]

For scientific purposes, I took the test a few times, changing between my first and second choices for answers.

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I'm clearly somewhere on this axis, depending on how I feel any given day. I guess it averages out to Neo.

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Spoiler: sources

Sources:

My Simp-Player Spectrum Result: Cynical Casanova

I just took the Simp-Player Spectrum quiz and got: Cynical Casanova

wingman.live

My Simp-Player Spectrum Result: Redditor Simp

I just took the Simp-Player Spectrum quiz and got: Redditor Simp

wingman.live

https://wingman.live/simp-player-spectrum/231cfb3c-845b-44ea-b7ae-620a6eca9d31

Nice grouping.

 

[Countzer0]

at this point, I wasn't sure how much detail to actually add. since I actually am hypersexual and lost count of partners I've been with in, I kinda went with an approximate number. the rest were solid answers though.
but ooff lmao.
and no, being hypersexual isn't fucking fun. having a high libido sucks and ruins most relationships, it's not something to strive for y'all.