random badass things thread

[Crassmeister]

well i think this charming lad did get laid and yet........

Liverpool parade crash: Paul Doyle sentenced to 21 years and six months in jail

The driver who used his car to plow through more than 100 people celebrating Liverpool's Premier League title has been sentenced to 21 years and six months in jail.

www.espn.com

 

[Crassmeister]

 

[Call Me Tim]

their tantrums are not like our tantrums?

They literally live for a parlor game. Their entire lives revolve around it. So yeah that fucking autistic.

 

[Crassmeister]

we are in hell

Yes, Denny's made sneakers with actual maple syrup inside them

If you love Denny’s syrup, you can get a pair of sneakers full of it.

www.dailydot.com

 

[Countzer0]

this isn't really badass, it's just really fucking funny and I love how unhinged this woman is.

the most normal her speech has ever been.

 

[Crassmeister]

this isn't really badass, it's just really fucking funny and I love how unhinged this woman is.

the most normal her speech has ever been.

jesus, you really know how to find them

astryuuna

I am an angel living in heaven! ! ! The sun shines on me today and every beautiful flower turns to me! ! I walked out of the house this morning. Just like in the cartoon, the flower smiles like (^ U ^) and sways like a sprite. My friends and I are striding across the ocean on a spinning globe. I...

www.youtube.com

 

[Klonoa]

this isn't really badass, it's just really fucking funny and I love how unhinged this woman is.

the most normal her speech has ever been.

Femcels do not FUCKING EXIST. TAKE YOUR MEDS NOW SOYCHVD.

• The CAI​

 

[ZZZandeRRR]

 

[Countzer0]

jesus, you really know how to find them

astryuuna

I am an angel living in heaven! ! ! The sun shines on me today and every beautiful flower turns to me! ! I walked out of the house this morning. Just like in the cartoon, the flower smiles like (^ U ^) and sways like a sprite. My friends and I are striding across the ocean on a spinning globe. I...

www.youtube.com

her entire channel is a gem
this and the girl who posted the video "i got fired over chinese lesbians" are two the greatest women alive