Merry Fucking Pissmas and here are your presents:

[Major Tuddy]

@Quence gets VIP access to all Norah Jones concerts forever.

@Nisse gets a blowjob from Dua Lipa.

@Likeicare gets a lifetime supply of black cock.

@hypeshot gets a permanent fagtag.

@Schnookums gets cancer of the AIDS.

Everyone else gets a loaded gun that will only aim at your head.

All y’all can go suck cocks in hell.

 

[Heidi the girl]

Sorry I did a seance to have Jayden Daniels turn into RG3.

And a happy new year.

 

[fleacollerindustry]

Somebody is fussy their season turned to shit so quickly

Enjoy losing to the Cowshits later today

 

[tasuviyo]

Hava

Naga hava

Nagila hava

 

[fleacollerindustry]

Hava

Naga hava

Nagila hava

Can I have a nagila? What are they anyways?

I probably have to pay for it, don't it?

 

[tasuviyo]

Can I have a nagila? What are they anyways?

I probably have to pay for it, don't it?

A nagila is a bouquet of goy foreskins

 

[LardChick]

hypeshot gets a permanent fagtag.

deserved. he might've killed himself already.

Everyone else gets a loaded gun that will only aim at your head.

Don't tell me to kill myself, Duke of Tuddy... *overpoints the gun to tuddy's head and pulls the trigger*



anyway merry fucking pissmas encyclopedia dramatica, i hate you (mostly)

 

[shanthoshniggger2012]

I want ps5

 

[tasuviyo]

deserved. he might've killed himself already.


Don't tell me to kill myself, Duke of Tuddy... *overpoints the gun to tuddy's head and pulls the trigger*



anyway merry fucking pissmas encyclopedia dramatica, i hate you (mostly)

I’m gonna ram a kilogram of ozempic up your flabby stocking

 

[shanthoshniggger2012]

deserved. he might've killed himself already.


Don't tell me to kill myself, Duke of Tuddy... *overpoints the gun to tuddy's head and pulls the trigger*



anyway merry fucking pissmas encyclopedia dramatica, i hate you (mostly)

I will fuck you dirty ass and fuck it

 

[shanthoshniggger2012]

@tasuviyo, i want ps5

 

[Tetrahead]

I want a gay nigger

 

[Illuminati]

I want a gay nigger

@Dildo Baggins

 

[fleacollerindustry]

A nagila is a bouquet of goy foreskins

I hear that if you sew foreskins into a wallet, you can rub it and turn it into a briefcase

 

[shanthoshniggger2012]

I hear that if you sew foreskins into a wallet, you can rub it and turn it into a briefcase

I want ps5

 

[Quence]

@Quence gets VIP access to all Norah Jones concerts forever.

Don’t tease me. I WANT IT!