A eulogy for those we lost last year

Gather around friends as we communally mourn the beloved community members we lost this past year.

@hypeshot deranged closeted barely legal Asian twink addicted to BBC. After the initial confusion of seeing him publicly thirst over large African penises all day, you come to realize this little creature has had a delightfully entertaining personality. Unfortunately he was taken from this earth too soon as he accidentally tripped anus-first onto a plunger. That’s the story his family is going with, anyway.

@tssumi smelly Libyan jungle pussied NEET from the UK. She’ll be remembered for having to do online surveys for cash, or otherwise beg for it in chat rooms. She’s survived by her homosexual father, who abandoned tsummi and the rest of her family to suck cocks in London.

@LardChick what can I say about Lardchick that hasn’t already been said? Was he fat, retarded, obnoxious, stinky? Yes, yes, yes, yes. But he wasn’t just as fat as a blimp. He was the glue that held these fora (plural for forums) together; whenever things looked rough, we’d all band together to make fun of Patrick. But now he’s slurping down chicken strips in the Nando’s in the sky. Well, not really. Apparently heaven has a weight limit.
 
Gather around friends as we communally mourn the beloved community members we lost this past year.

@hypeshot deranged closeted barely legal Asian twink addicted to BBC. After the initial confusion of seeing him publicly thirst over large African penises all day, you come to realize this little creature has had a delightfully entertaining personality. Unfortunately he was taken from this earth too soon as he accidentally tripped anus-first onto a plunger. That’s the story his family is going with, anyway.

@tssumi smelly Libyan jungle pussied NEET from the UK. She’ll be remembered for having to do online surveys for cash, or otherwise beg for it in chat rooms. She’s survived by her homosexual father, who abandoned tsummi and the rest of her family to suck cocks in London.

@LardChick what can I say about Lardchick that hasn’t already been said? Was he fat, retarded, obnoxious, stinky? Yes, yes, yes, yes. But he wasn’t just as fat as a blimp. He was the glue that held these fora (plural for forums) together; whenever things looked rough, we’d all band together to make fun of Patrick. But now he’s slurping down chicken strips in the Nando’s in the sky. Well, not really. Apparently heaven has a weight limit.
I only read the headline. I hope you find them again.
 
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