Tech Noir
Ediot
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So what happened? You can't stop with the play by play for a couple of days. I read this shit at work on break. It's like my soap opera lol
Tech Noir
Ediot
@Call Me Tim still awol. If he hasn't replied within the next hour, I'll choose for him. Or you guys choose.
You choose lol
Tech Noir
Ediot
Fine, was conflicted if I should go with fast walker or abrasive. Do I want a Tim that is the most useful worker in the colony (industrios+fast walker would have been amazing), or do I want an authentic one? Meh, he's already giving enough, let's go with the authentic Tim experience, and the consequences be on my head.
I was gonna let our current medical dummies go, but fuck it, you're only 13 once, so Demonic got to do his first execution
Meanwhile the pen animals overbred, and seeing how all the settlements that didn't hate our guts were too far to take them on a caravan and sell them, I had to release 50 ducks and 20 muffalos back into the wild to stop them from starving
Another beggar knocking on our gates
Will you gamble and open the loot box, Ediots?
I was gonna let our current medical dummies go, but fuck it, you're only 13 once, so Demonic got to do his first execution
Meanwhile the pen animals overbred, and seeing how all the settlements that didn't hate our guts were too far to take them on a caravan and sell them, I had to release 50 ducks and 20 muffalos back into the wild to stop them from starving
Another beggar knocking on our gates
Will you gamble and open the loot box, Ediots?
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Accept his ass so we can use staircase as a footstool lol
Tech Noir
Ediot
And he's not a wimp or another shit trait
nuh uh, the colony needs a few sane normies
violent conversion! oh wait, that's a mod ideology.
Tech Noir
Ediot
OK, so first I wanted to tame the alpacas thinking they are ridable, which would speed up the caravan to the next city and then I could sell the remaining muffalos.
Then a cluster landed, but I figured out they pretty much walled themselves in, if I build some walls to cut off their line of sight to the barracks, I'm good
Shortly after, a waster raid dropped smack dab in the middle of barracks in pods
The Ediots took up positions, and it was over before it began
Disgusting. Clean up took longer than the battle.
And the Ediots captured a celebrity
As for my initial estimate that I can cut off the mechanoid turret's line of sight, I was wrong, or not thorough enough. They activated and started tearing through my muffalos
The Ediots moved to flank and engaged the lancer, a long range footsoldier, which prompted two of the shotgun footsoldiers to attack the colony, heading for the wicker man
minto and Heidi took out the lancer and the Ediots moved in to throw the smoke granades and take out the turrets
This brought back the militors, and three Ediots tried to hold them off while the others wrecked the turrets.
They took out one, but the other one downed Helios, and then when Demonic tried to get in the range, killed him
Victory, but at the cost of one Ediot dead, and other 3 wounded
Two in the freezer now
Time to make a new 5 year plan.
1: build walls around the base to cut off the line of sight
2: research better weapons and armor
3: create the facilities and start extracting genetic material
4: once armed, open the ancient danger to the northwest
It may contain the miracle the Ediots need.
5: buy a pair of chickens, a rooster and a hen
Then a cluster landed, but I figured out they pretty much walled themselves in, if I build some walls to cut off their line of sight to the barracks, I'm good
Shortly after, a waster raid dropped smack dab in the middle of barracks in pods
The Ediots took up positions, and it was over before it began
Disgusting. Clean up took longer than the battle.
And the Ediots captured a celebrity
As for my initial estimate that I can cut off the mechanoid turret's line of sight, I was wrong, or not thorough enough. They activated and started tearing through my muffalos
The Ediots moved to flank and engaged the lancer, a long range footsoldier, which prompted two of the shotgun footsoldiers to attack the colony, heading for the wicker man
minto and Heidi took out the lancer and the Ediots moved in to throw the smoke granades and take out the turrets
This brought back the militors, and three Ediots tried to hold them off while the others wrecked the turrets.
They took out one, but the other one downed Helios, and then when Demonic tried to get in the range, killed him
Victory, but at the cost of one Ediot dead, and other 3 wounded
Two in the freezer now
Time to make a new 5 year plan.
1: build walls around the base to cut off the line of sight
2: research better weapons and armor
3: create the facilities and start extracting genetic material
4: once armed, open the ancient danger to the northwest
It may contain the miracle the Ediots need.
...more mechanoids
...bugs the size of a pickup truck
...soldiers of an ancient empire pissed off that their stasis crypt is being robbed
...bugs the size of a pickup truck
...soldiers of an ancient empire pissed off that their stasis crypt is being robbed
Tech Noir
Ediot
Yes, got the mod, but we don't need it, Heidi got good personality skill
Brainless meat shield tactic worked! I died in glorious battle! Lol
Tech Noir
Ediot
Well you took 5 shotgun blasts to center of the mass, and it was the 5th one that finally got you, you were very lucky, stastistically speaking