Holy fuck! How has ED not realized my end game is to consume and steal all their valued audience members attention.
Am I the most successful attn whore in ED’s history? Featured 6 times lol
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Holy fuck! How has ED not realized my end game is to consume and steal all their valued audience members attention.
Name one that surpasses me. Christina Chan to my knowledge is the only one featured more than me. But some of those features were under a different identity "Chris Chan" so don't count.
Yup and we apologize for featuring your article and will delete them depriving you of the attention you feed off of.
Do we?
Thanks it’s good to know this was all just one big misunderstanding
Not everyone at ED was around for my digital crucifixion. I don’t blame you if you are unaware and unapologetic but maybe this user is sorry
Sorry for what
That user is only like 30 minutes old
Are you going behind my back??
No, I asked other people to help you delete the articles because you said you would and it’s taking to long. I want sex and riches beyond my wildest dreams and ED article prevent these two things.
Maybe this standard encyclopedia Dramatica user is one who helped write my article or lurked when they were posted
This is a transformative moment in ED's history. Soon the chrysalis will erupt and a more compassionate ED emerge from this Metamorphosis.