HELLO , THE INTERNET ALIAS I AM KNOWN FOR GOE BY THE NAME OF "ASSBLONKER" AND TODAY I HAVE A COMPLAINT :
I USE 2 HAVE LARGE ADMIN POWERS ON THIS FORUM THAT WERE UNFAIRLY AND ANTISEMITICKLY TAKEN AWAY , SLIPPED MY GRASP uNFORTUNATELY.
I THINK THESE WERE GIVEN 2 ME BY UMEKEMESIK, WHO WAS OUTED AS A CHO MO, BUT THIS DOESNT INVALIDATE THE FACT A NIGGA MADE IT OUT THE HOOD. U DONT ASK SHAQ DIESEL "HOW" HE MAKES A TRIPPLE-DOUBLE, U JUST GIVE STANDING OVATION.
IN THE WORDS OF VIPER "IM ALWAYS DRY BECAUSE REAL BALLERS NEVER SWEAT".
REASON MY ADMIN STATUS SHOULD BE REINSTATED :
1) MAYSAM IS STAFF MAMBER AND HE CAN VOUCH FOR ME - I HAVE MY NEPOTISTIC ANGLE COVERED, HE KNOWS IM A REAL NIGGA THAT HAS BEEN PART OF THIS COMMUNITY SINCE 2011
2) IM GENERALLY WELL LIKED ON THEIS FORUM. I NEVER HAD MAJOR CHRASHOUT SESSIONS (EXCEPT ONE TIME WHEN ENDSENTEN BANNED ME FROM MOVIE NIGHT BECAUSE I WAS CALLING HER A LESBIAN, BUT IN MY DEFENSE I WAS DRUNK AND CONSUMING LARGE AMOUNT OF COCAINE, AND THEN I APOLOGIZE BECUASE ITS NOT RIGHT TO BE MEAN TOWARDS WOMEN, IN MY OPINION , SO WE SQUASHED THAT BEEF)
3) IM HAVE PRODUCED MANY MUSICAL HITS THAT CATAPULTED THIS FORUM INTO MAINSTREAM SUCCESS, SUCH HITS AS "BANNED FROM DISCORD" THAT WENT TRIPLE PLATINUM.
4) I BASICALLY NEVER POST ANYMORE, WHICH GIVES ME A UNIQUE SUAVE NONCHALANT AURA, WHICH BASICALLY MEANS I SHOULD GET WHATEVER I WANT BECAUSE I SAY SO
APPLICATION BELOW FOR BUREACURACY
NAME:ASSBLONKER
AGE:30
HEIGHT AND WEIGHT : 6"0" AND 205LB
MAX BENCH PRESS : 270LB
HETERO : YES
NIGGA : YES
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BE AN ADMIN ON THIS SERVER : i enjoy following the rules and I believe I would be a great addition to this community
DID YOU READ THE RULES : NO
FUCK YOU ALL I DONT GIVE 1 SHIT ABOUT THIS FORUM AND I PROBABLY WONT POST EVER AGAIN : YES
TY FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION DEAR STAFF MEMBERS. I SHALL NOW PERCH MYSELF ON MY BALCONY MADE OF ITALIAN PINK MARBLE,AND TURN TO OMINOUS STONE.
URS TRYLY,
ASSBLONKER AKA BIG AB
I USE 2 HAVE LARGE ADMIN POWERS ON THIS FORUM THAT WERE UNFAIRLY AND ANTISEMITICKLY TAKEN AWAY , SLIPPED MY GRASP uNFORTUNATELY.
I THINK THESE WERE GIVEN 2 ME BY UMEKEMESIK, WHO WAS OUTED AS A CHO MO, BUT THIS DOESNT INVALIDATE THE FACT A NIGGA MADE IT OUT THE HOOD. U DONT ASK SHAQ DIESEL "HOW" HE MAKES A TRIPPLE-DOUBLE, U JUST GIVE STANDING OVATION.
IN THE WORDS OF VIPER "IM ALWAYS DRY BECAUSE REAL BALLERS NEVER SWEAT".
REASON MY ADMIN STATUS SHOULD BE REINSTATED :
1) MAYSAM IS STAFF MAMBER AND HE CAN VOUCH FOR ME - I HAVE MY NEPOTISTIC ANGLE COVERED, HE KNOWS IM A REAL NIGGA THAT HAS BEEN PART OF THIS COMMUNITY SINCE 2011
2) IM GENERALLY WELL LIKED ON THEIS FORUM. I NEVER HAD MAJOR CHRASHOUT SESSIONS (EXCEPT ONE TIME WHEN ENDSENTEN BANNED ME FROM MOVIE NIGHT BECAUSE I WAS CALLING HER A LESBIAN, BUT IN MY DEFENSE I WAS DRUNK AND CONSUMING LARGE AMOUNT OF COCAINE, AND THEN I APOLOGIZE BECUASE ITS NOT RIGHT TO BE MEAN TOWARDS WOMEN, IN MY OPINION , SO WE SQUASHED THAT BEEF)
3) IM HAVE PRODUCED MANY MUSICAL HITS THAT CATAPULTED THIS FORUM INTO MAINSTREAM SUCCESS, SUCH HITS AS "BANNED FROM DISCORD" THAT WENT TRIPLE PLATINUM.
4) I BASICALLY NEVER POST ANYMORE, WHICH GIVES ME A UNIQUE SUAVE NONCHALANT AURA, WHICH BASICALLY MEANS I SHOULD GET WHATEVER I WANT BECAUSE I SAY SO
APPLICATION BELOW FOR BUREACURACY
NAME:ASSBLONKER
AGE:30
HEIGHT AND WEIGHT : 6"0" AND 205LB
MAX BENCH PRESS : 270LB
HETERO : YES
NIGGA : YES
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BE AN ADMIN ON THIS SERVER : i enjoy following the rules and I believe I would be a great addition to this community
DID YOU READ THE RULES : NO
FUCK YOU ALL I DONT GIVE 1 SHIT ABOUT THIS FORUM AND I PROBABLY WONT POST EVER AGAIN : YES
TY FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION DEAR STAFF MEMBERS. I SHALL NOW PERCH MYSELF ON MY BALCONY MADE OF ITALIAN PINK MARBLE,AND TURN TO OMINOUS STONE.
URS TRYLY,
ASSBLONKER AKA BIG AB
