Palestine: Have you learned your fucking lesson? We're really forcing your hand are we now?
Israel: Nah, you're not even close. We're trained for high civilian casualty aerial bombardments, siege tactics, using children as human ahields, minimal militant losses, incurring massive casualties from roadside bombings and RPG missile firing. 400+ IDF confirmed killed, 12,000+ reported injured, as per hospital reports, with low morale and suicide issues that the government stubbornly ignores.
Iran: Not so fast, kikes! Weez gotza da missiles and shahed drones!
Israel: blows up nuclear reactors, fails, begs daddy Trump to send B2/B25 bombers to hit the Fordow enrichment plant, IRGC headquarters, killed many civilians (including an Israeli strike that hit a girl's school in Iran most recently).
Lebanon: *takes heavy losses but still manages to drone Bibi's house when he wasn't there, probably costing his rich ass a few million of US funds to fix.*
Houthis: invades Red Sea Israeli cargo ships for Saudi crude oil exports and creates a global crisis. Kills 3 American soldiers in Jordan via drone (to which Iran killed six in Kuwait at an identified military installation) and shut down their whole military radar capability in the entire middle east, ending US hegemony, but still allowing Israel to take over the shipping ports. Eventually, a ceasefire was reached.
Türkiye - defeats Assad, is gaining traction in Libya and Sudan and Ethiopia (Türks are karaboğa). The Ankara-aligned Al-Sharaa government takes over. k*rds are defeated in Iraq after America pulls the plug on them (again). IS is gaining popularity in Palestine. High Türkish support in Palestine. NATO expertise and counterintelligence. Great at hybrid war. A rarity.
