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[Tech Noir]

A temporary joiner, some dude with a boner for the supernatural. Welcomed, since with the loss of a genie we lack researchers. There are 3 intellectuals, Lurk and Heidi and minty, but they are all busy with other crucial roles, such as making sure the colony doesn't starve, and putting a layers of fabric and metal plates between the Ediots and raider bullets.

A mechanoid weather controller poped up and now the colony is showered in perpetual rain

The paralitic kid needed her lung removed

Another mortar siege, pigs this time, tried to solve it like the previous one

Heidi delivered the molotovs with accuracy

But got downed on his way back

And the rain helped the pigs douse the fire, so I had to send minto to finish the job with an RPG and drag him back

After that it all played out according to the usual script

The cultists showed up again, trying to perform a summoning ritual, and the Ediots rushed outside

The cultists were left bleeding out, but their leader was still up and chanting

When she went down, Lurk molotoved her, making sure she doesn't come back. I expected the others to resurrect, but it didn't happen, so I guess without the leader they can't do it. One was taken as a prisoner, and the colonists study her as if she was a specimen.

Pig prisoners were converted and released, and reformation point was earned. Choose another meme.

 

[lurk]

we could grab proselytize and spread the word of cthulu-chan, violent conversion and be a proper cult, or maybe grab cannibalism and feast on the flesh of our enemies.

maybe we should get bulwark; improves an aspect (+25% to sharp, blunt or fire) of everyone's armor and gives a slight mood boost for wearing metallic armor. maybe grab all 3 precepts if itll let ya.

 

[Tech Noir]

Once again, the Ediots faced their mortal enemy, the rhinos, and survived

Two test tube babies were born because we got several new joiners of shit quality, and I wanted to have some control, and at least two folks raised in colony, which means they can link up with the anima tree, unlike the outsiders.

A mechanoid cluster with a psychic supressor landed, and half the colony (the male half were reduced to 50% of their capacities. Everything they did, walking, eating, working was 50% slower. This was worse than an epidemic, those at least can be treated. They had 2 shields, one to protect them from air missiles, the other from the ground. Mortars and RPGs won't fix this, gotta try close range

Zombie birbs. Thought that maybe I should wait and see if they'll go close to the cluster and attack it, but didn't have the patience.

Equpped minto with satchel charges, and had her toss on on the unstable power cell, hoping for a chain reaction.

It worked, but not as well as I hoped. One cell went off, the other was undamaged, and the mechanoids went after the colony. The Ediots were mobilized, but the men were slowed down, and women didn't reach the barricades in time.

The mechanoid lancers took cover behind the barricades and sniped the Ediots one by one. Demonic died first, after that the new joiners. minty used an insanity lance to turn one scyther against his own, but it didn't help much. Heidi was awoken from deathrest, but sudden awakening shock combined with suppression made him even slower.

Took down two clankers with a shock lance, and then remaining 3 brought him down.

He took down two clankers with a shock lance, and then remaining 3 brought him down. With everyone dead and dying, I ended the game so I wouldn't have to watch the clankers kick Ediot babies into trash cans and declare total Ediot death

 

[Tech Noir]

Well, choose your structure, starting meme, race and biom