@Glorious Reader threatens to nuke all countries if he is assassinated

[Steve]

North Korea updates plan for using nuclear weapon

North Korea has revised its constitution to require nuclear retaliation if Kim Jong Un is killed or incapacitated.

www.newsweek.com

The revised Article 3 reportedly states that if North Korea’s nuclear command-and-control system is threatened by a hostile attack, “a nuclear strike shall be launched automatically and immediately.”

The Glorious Reader saw what happened in Iran and decided to safeguard his position a tiny bit. This is a good thing however since Kim Jong Un is literally the descendant of Juche God and touching him would be sinful.

 

[chuj]

thanks fuck they're too backwards for a dead man switch because i dont wanna see a nuclear holocaust the second his fat heart gives up

 

[Crassmeister]

he will die the same way his father and grandfather did:
heart disease from eating rich food and smoking 2-3 packs a day while his country starved
so, not especially godly and not exactly "immortal" eh?

it makes this shit even more ironic

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