Prove you're not a newfag

[Nickelback Official]

>Me
>Born in 1998
>started using the internet via YouTube in 2006 (a normal year for most people, since the internet wasn't popular yet in the early 00s).
>Got nimp'd in 2009 (thanks for the trauma, GNAA/(((weev)))).
>Discovered YTMND in 2009.
>Saw 3guys1hammer for the first time and got my gore cherry popped in 2010.
>Discovered ED in 2010 via Uncyclopedia (PG-13 ED).
>Started using 4chan/420chan in 2011.
>Started using 8chan in 2015 back when /hebe/ was on there.
>Joined EDF in 2016 and was nominated FOTY for the same year zew0 won.

@Couscous stay the fuck out of this thread you underage b&. I'm 28. You're 16.

 

[Heidi the girl]

Newfag is a state of mind. You could have been getting the first email in the mid 80's and still be a newfag

 

[Nickelback Official]

Newfag is a state of mind. You could have been getting the first email in the mid 80's and still be a newfag

You mean BBS? Commercial ISPs in the 1980s were either too expensive or only held by government and corporate contracts.

 

[Likeicare]

since the internet wasn't popular yet in the early 00s).

Yes it was, youre just poor

 

[sheldonsnooper]

since the internet wasn't popular yet in the early 00s).

People like me still deal with consequence of Dot-Com bubble where some dinosaurs companies somehow survived until this date and age and no one can get good named domains for reasonable cash because of some jew that is either hoarding it or want to sell it for absurd amounts.

 

[Dildo Baggins]

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[sheldonsnooper]

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All those years, and you still can't do triforce, gotta show newfag how to do it:
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[TheDude]

I once saw a dog eat a bean burrito really quickly

 

[Heidi the girl]

No I mean

People like me still deal with consequence of Dot-Com bubble where some dinosaurs companies somehow survived until this date and age and no one can get good named domains for reasonable cash because of some jew that is either hoarding it or want to sell it for absurd amounts.

People can seriously not be making a profit on parked websites anymore. Not sure why people are doing that unless Google pagerank and link farming is still viable.

 

[Ewbound]

Yo

 

[inari]

> be child me
> find faggots irl that like linux
> they like lulz
> theres this wiki massive lulz
> find a cow provides sweet corruption of lol
> arbchat commences, much funny wow
> go out to grab snacks see party van otw
> coward get job doing stupid shit instead

 

[Couscous]

@Couscous stay the fuck out of this thread you underage b&. I'm 28. You're 16.

I’ve been on 4chan and ED since I was 13 doe

I once saw a dog eat a bean burrito really quickly

me too, legend says it was filmed and put on youtube

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i got the reference do i get a cookie from @Nickelback Official now

 

[tasuviyo]

who gives a fuck

 

[Maysam]

who gives a fuck

On the EDF there's this tasuviyo guy, helluva funny poster but what's his story?
Next up in theaters "tasuviyo - an EDF (Star Wars) story"

 

[tasuviyo]

On the EDF there's this tasuviyo guy, helluva funny poster but what's his story?
Next up in theaters "tasuviyo - an EDF (Star Wars) story"

When I was 15 I played a game called transformice

 

[DeadFellerCellar]

ill do it later

 

[Heidi the girl]

I learned how to change directories in 1989

 

[RaelInternet]

Nothing to prove. I am in no way a normie but definitely a newfag on here. Sure back in the day as a kid I built my pc out of any parts I could get my hands on, installed all kinds of games and South Park screensavers on the school computer, downloaded a virus-ridden copy of XP on limewire and installed it anyway, used forums, pirated the hell out of movies that weren't yet available in my country (store bought the good ones when released), rooted for Edward Snowden, voted for the pirate party, seen the fappening as it unfolded, etc.

Long story short: Newfag againts censorship learning from the professionals trolls.

 

[fleacollerindustry]

I still have my dial-up porn on a burned CD somewhere

 

[inari]

lost my 3.5 inch floppy disk years ago. it was green