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Cassius would be the first that signed up

Excuse me? what's so great about Cassius, u think he's better than me?

Wait. You mean vodka isn't a personality?

if u drink enough it possesses u that's why they call it "spirits"

Take off your shirt. You no russian.

Russians have no souls so they have nothing for the Vodka spirits to latch onto

So you're russian?

No i read the Bible

Liar.

i like mixing vodka with chocolate milk. one time i drank too much and passed out but still had some left over. the next morning i drank it and it tasted the same as it had the night before

Yeah, You're Irish alright.

damn imma try that fr

last time i mixed cheap vodka and milk the milk curdled