They had to completely bulldoze the building built next to ours since the sewage system had been utterly clogged up for 4 and a half months in a row. I'm not fucking around either - imagine an ENTIRE building complex with hundreds of people constantly having their toilets regurgitating immense amounts of raw sewage (as opposed to the cooked stuff ofc). When I say explosive - I mean dozes of households having to clean their bathroom ceilings while being exposed to the most ungodly stench you can imagine.
All this because I had been using the loo more than usual. I think it might be the amount of fiber in my diet. Nobody has pressed charges or arrested me yet, since it is apparently scientifically impossible to fucking explain how my shit can clog up an entire fucking building full of families and their pets and kids and shit. They are still trying to figure out what to write in their reports without looking like they are completely nuts.
All this because I had been using the loo more than usual. I think it might be the amount of fiber in my diet. Nobody has pressed charges or arrested me yet, since it is apparently scientifically impossible to fucking explain how my shit can clog up an entire fucking building full of families and their pets and kids and shit. They are still trying to figure out what to write in their reports without looking like they are completely nuts.