Black: Ayo man can I axe you where da hotel be?
Me: Yeah it's down the street and to the left, can't miss it
My mind: niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger
No, officer, these posts were IRONIC. I'm not ACTUALLY a pedophile. W-well you see, there's this internet forum and, and, and- w-where are you taking me? I'm innocent!
I'm EXHAUSTED
My whole body HURTS
It's fucking HOT
I can't stop constantly diarrhoea SHITTING
I haven't fucking SLEPT
and I'm SO
FUCKING
HORNYYYYY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA