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power is port adelaide, adelaide is crows

Good point

Now Port Adelaide is CRUSHING Melbourne 69-17 and it’s still the 3rd quarter!

Ok and

...and now it’s 82-24 for Port Adelaide and there’s still SEVEN minutes left in the match!

I dont understand why you're talking to me about this

Final Score: Port Adelaide 83, Melbourne 32

Can U believe it?! It was a HOLOCAUST perpetrated upon poor defenceless Meblbourne!!

Of the 18 AFL teams, 9 are from Melbourne

Oh. My. God. Port Adelaide beat NINE Melbourne teams by that outlandish score? OMG!!

"But what about when it’s just 2 guys flopping on the floor together and touching each other? Is that really fun to watch?

And why would seemingly heterosexual men be interested in such a display? "
I don't think you were describing anything other than Australian Rules Football.

I dont even care about the sport lol

Australian Rules Football involves lots of running and jumping and very little of the man-on-man 'grappling' that's pervasive in MMA. In fact and unlike MMA, I've never heard of an ARF player "mounting" an opponent.

Lmao "ARF". also its entirely man-on-man grappling and its pretty common for them to do full on gay shit to each other

Well, U must have watched a different version of the AFL than what I've seen. I haven't seen any of the homoerotic 'ground and pound' that's a staple of MMA.

I watched a few seconds and right away men in short shorts were grabbing each others legs.

Rad Rodi, stop staring at men's nether regions

Why do AFL players need way shorter shorts then professional fighters?

I mean real football there aren't even short shorts.
There is no practical reason AFL makes the LFL look like a conservative dress code.