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the cheese touch is real now apparently

Ben jump into an oven.

you first

Not a jew. Get in.

explain

jew particles are transferred by the mother. as a I FUCK KIDS you should know this.

Now
Get.
In.
The.
Fucking.
Oven.

>senile tim can't remember my dad is the jewish one

You're still jewish.

so are you, and lactose intolerant at that. white people can tolerate milk

>"Not a jew. Get in."
>"You're still jewish."
kek tim hurt himself in his confusion

You're literally the faggot for the first six years you were on here bragged about being superior for being jewish, tried to extort his jewish father for his own apartment while in college, and when Alan didn't comply tried to ruin Alan's reputation at his job. Literally the most jewish thing ever done asides the invention of the holocaust lie.

Plus, you stole my origin story. Can you jews do anything but steal?

For the last time I'm not lactose intolerant you spit bubble blowing pedophile I FUCK KIDS.

meds

the only remotely true thing was me complaining about not having my own apartment for college

you lying jews do nothing but lie.
Fuck off fat jewish pedo faggot

Literally in your "how awful can a fat austistic gay jew write an essay.," thread.

Wow you really don't remember the endless number of your HS posts where you posted those God awful HS essays and your I'm a jewish genuis defense of them?

i used to deny being jewish until the mods revealed my last name