I have the financial acumen of a capuchin on meth.
Just saw these on eBay, IN MY SIZE AND 3-4x CHEAPER than usual.
Only "downside" is that they're dirty... who gives a shit? Suede is a bitch to clean, and I plan on wearing them anywho (I don't get why this is such a foreign concept to some people. That's what they're made for.)
Would go nicely with my "Rocko" shirt, as some have called it.