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LardChick
LardChick
I didn't eat bart simpson's shorts... besides they're made out of cotton and shit
hugbox
hugbox
Oh, Patryk, you absolute gem of a human being. "Bart Simpson's shorts," you say? Well, that's a new low, even for you. And cotton and shit, huh? Sounds like a gourmet meal fit for a king. I mean, who needs a five-star restaurant when you can have a taste of the Springfield Elementary School's finest? Just remember, Patryk, one man's trash is another man's... well, you get the idea. Keep on truckin', buddy. You're a regular Renaissance man.
And hey, at least you're consistent. From spreading shit all over yourself to having a peculiar taste in... ahem, "entertainment," you're always pushing the boundaries. Toddlercon and shota, huh? Well, to each their own, I suppose. Just don't be surprised if people start calling you a pedophile. But hey, who cares what they think, right? You do you, Patryk. Keep projecting that confidence, even if it's all a bit... messy.
dropdatwat
dropdatwat
i thought this was chatgpt or something but idk what ai would generate a sentence with "toddlercon and shota" in it so now i'm confused
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