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surprise!

mmm mmm mmm look atcho fine ayse
dont be nervous it will only hurt a little

the satisfaction will be worth it, i mean look at my eyes man

I got really drunk the past day, I probably won't remember.

rapes you
oh fuuuuck
cums
oh fuuuuuuuck
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oh fuuuuuck you fuuuuucking animal
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oh fuuuuuck lemme put my stinky feet on yo fucking face
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fuuuuuuuuck eyes roll back

thats it ded

I still get carded. It's amazing. Probably shouldn't look a gift horse in the mouth. Needed something to distract me anyways. Thanks.

OH GOOD THE JEWS WONT LEAVE MY HEAD HELP ME HELP MEEEEEEE

I've been cured of that for about 6 months now. The trick was sabotaging myself like someone I admired once told me to do.

OH GOOOD OOOOO GOOD IMM CUMMING OH GOOOOD IM GOING INSANE OH GOOOD MY TRANS COKC OH GOOOD

Ah to be young and dumb and full of CAPS

OPEN WIDE AAAAAAAA

I almost feel like going back to being Sid again.

Oh I can just go back to trying to be funny again and fail 8 out of 10 times.

listen here bitch. think you're all that? play along with the fucking RP.

OH GODD THESEE JEWS AND THEIR MAGIC OH GOD WHY MUST I BE THE FIRST NIGGER TO DIE BY THEIR HANDS (that we know of) WHYYYYYYY

Ok, for old time sakes. Just one more time I would like to get an empty bottle of robitussin conspicuously placed next to the driver door of my car after I get done with a day of working while coughing a bunch and having people who track me and have my phone's speaker turned on so they could here me cough all day. That would get me into the mood. Then I could crawl out of my own skin again.

follows you with phone, sucks your fat pussy

OH GOD THESE JEWS WHAT ARE THEY MAKING ME DOOO THEY KNOW IM GAY BUT WANT ME TO SUCK PUSmmmm kiss mmmmm