I forgot to mention that she has some sort of polycule thing going on, and I'm not going to be her 3rd concurrent boyfriend. I have standards. They're low, but they exist.
That wasn't my gf, just a friend of mine.
For what it's worth, I almost dated her (but then fucked up my chance by having a spergout in front of her). We didn't talk for a long time because I tried to convince her to not get her tits chopped off.