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  1. BiteySnek

    Oy Vey!

    Oh for fuck sake... A RAT! Just say the gawd damn word! Tha'fuck is this some kind of Russian Shakespearean performance art? You're as bad as the science community rubbing their dicks all over Latin at ever opportunity.
  2. BiteySnek

    Oy Vey!

    ...why on earth would you commit this to memory? Like... on any level... even as a fuckin bookmark. Like... why?! What tha'shit is this even supposed to be used for? Like "rando factoids about Jew names"... is it... like you're expecting it come up on Jeopardy or something? OMG, WTF...
  3. BiteySnek

    Oy Vey!

    You really don't get it yet, do you? This I mean... https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/come-join-me-writers-room-matthew-moulton/ You think that's a joke? You think that's just... creative writing? The fuckin FUTURE is reading this shit... as I'm typing it... the FUTURE is WATCHING YOU... well...
  4. BiteySnek

    Oy Vey!

    It's the "paper bag test" but like, with Jew names I guess. Obviously we're not going by the "one circumcision rule".
  5. BiteySnek

    Weedstorming

    Kind of a lot of high am I high enough to... uh... hi! I think I wrote an article... https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/come-join-me-writers-room-matthew-moulton
  6. BiteySnek

    Oy Vey!

    Oh you mean this... Looks kinda fake... I mean... at least it has hallmarks of being fake. You know you damage it a bit, with like scanner errors, to try and hide the fakery errors. Or maybe all their electronics are old and shit cause... well, let's be honest... Israel may be "advanced"...
  7. BiteySnek

    Oy Vey!

    Weev says this is his fetish. That he gets off on this. Like, doxxing, in general. Like he doxxes people to get off and he likes to try and get himself doxxed, like it's his ultimate fantasy.
  8. BiteySnek

    Oy Vey!

    WHODUNIT?! D:
  9. BiteySnek

    Oy Vey!

    It's all a lie tho... all of it... the truth of the matter is... Oddy gets off on this shit. It excites him... sexually... he imagines people masturbating to his "leaked" images... and then plays pocket pool. He masturbates to the fantasy of you masturbating to his "leaked" images... it's...
  10. BiteySnek

    Oy Vey!

    I like the one where he's doing cock pushups... I mean... you can really admire a man who does his daily cock pushups.
  11. BiteySnek

    I Suggest A Little 9mm Mouthwash

    To the point where you've started talking about yourself in the 3rd person it seems.
  12. BiteySnek

    I Suggest A Little 9mm Mouthwash

    Today on "Stealing My Shit"... https://nypost.com/2021/06/10/psychoanalyst-calls-whiteness-incurable-parasitic-like-condition/ You know... that um... boy that actually kinda sounded FAMILIAR, like, something I wrote a few weeks back actually... https://www.you tube.com/...
  13. BiteySnek

    I Suggest A Little 9mm Mouthwash

    I never try to fight with anyone... if I did, well... it would be a mess. I do enjoy PLAY fighting tho... which maybe you interpret as real fighting... I'm not entirely sure. About caring, that is. Like, should I care whether rando humans interpret my presence incorrectly? Or should I just...
  14. BiteySnek

    Weedstorming

    Sounds like you'd make a perfect politician.
  15. BiteySnek

    Weedstorming

    Sounds like you just have a lot of stress. Sign up at your local Y to use their hot tub and pool (and warm therapy pool if they got one).
  16. BiteySnek

    Weedstorming

    LOL, that's what I thought... I guess I should be thankful you kids aren't very bright... if you were, you would have tried to string me along for longer. Not that I was expecting an alternative outcome. I think I gotta pretty good read on your nature.
  17. BiteySnek

    I Suggest A Little 9mm Mouthwash

    Some for the ladies... This one could actually be a guy I suppose...
  18. BiteySnek

    I Suggest A Little 9mm Mouthwash

    "Was it flame? Let me show you..."
  19. BiteySnek

    I Suggest A Little 9mm Mouthwash

    Even if No One cares I'm not sucking your cock. Go ask No One to do it, since that's the only one who actually loves you... No One.
  20. BiteySnek

    I Suggest A Little 9mm Mouthwash

    Too busy playing DQ11 and watching the second season of Re;Zero. Also I presently lack that, uh... oh yeah, "being tired"... it's out of the room at present. It will likely be back some time later.
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