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*His High and Hard Grand Tsar Ass Getter Supreme

Oh no, sundowners is a real thing, poor grandpa

If I ambush you from behind I guarantee your old ass knees are the first thing to get weak.

Fuck that was booooring, I would have feel asleep if I wasn't clutching my pearls so hard

Lol, pussy

weak you gotta tell him that there is free flax and Bogo WH40K dildos

Go ask him, or aim higher and bring beefrave back

Ay, ah.

The only way not to be a virgin is to rape a virgin

It's always fun to watch people argue other peoples points. There are no real sides to take. All politicians, on either side of the coin, eat pizza with knife'n fork and are complicit in fuckery. Look at me all serious sally. I am, aksuuuualee, very happy that the zeitgeist is taking a turn...

I've been falling back into the old standards

Perfecting my back hand.