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Rest In Peace DJ Funk!

Happy Eiffel Tower Day!

Ok, here you go. It is technically tomorrow. I didn't do anything special here. Just took a picture of myself in the mirror in my bathroom at my current 224.8 lbs at 6'0 even. I even left it large for you this time. Didn't shave. Have a double chin still. We are hoping to get rid of that...

In preparation for tomorrow's headshot, I give you my cute younger photo @fleacollerindustry style. This is me at age 7. The black and white cat is M&M. The white cate is Tiger. Here is my note to Tiger when she died on 7/18/2005: This was the cat that got me through childhood. And very...

Don't think I didn't hear that slight left ear blast. I still have my ADHD early warning system on guard.

To be fair, I haven't been checking out the zoo recently, so you haven't felt my presence. It isn't in the "new posts" section, just like the nobody cares section. So it isn't personal.

I thought we were bros @hypeshot I always stood by you Now you tell me to kill myself Shake my damn head I still think you can be saved @hypeshot It isn't too late for you my young autistic padawan

Ok, I'll participate. Charlemagne the Great.

So that's where tornados come from.

Thought control at its finest. There's a George Carlin about this that I would find but don't have the energy right now. Something something soft language makes for soft people. And what these companies want and need are soft people that cannot think for themselves. We need to go back to the...

Also, coming to my house is like going back in time 50 years now.

Going to Detroit is like stepping back in time 100 years. MobLand is pretty dope. Would recommend. What is the point of ignoring a person? You don't like what they have to say. Just move on. Or disconnect your router. Or turn the TV off. These are all options. Meanwhile, I'm going for the...

Oh noes! The girl got butch! Get out of here game!

I don't care, just make me pope before I die.

stop trying to "fit in" and be you dummy

I'm going to put my $1 Trading Places bet right now. I'm going to bet that Charles Barkley all the way and Auburn wins March Madness Tournament. This almost certainly means that it won't happen, so don't bet on it.

I can quite literally see the Holy Spirit in action in some people that I come across. It is amazing. It is written in their faces.