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Dear Encyclopedia Dramatica, please succumb to my divine will that my article be terminated as article of the now. It will cause a deluge of accusations of bitterness that I pranked your site. My ugly mug will drive away business causing many a shekel to be lost. My plane mundane demeanor will...

I’m coping hard, I do not amuse randos for free online.

Oooooh I’m so devastated that people do not laugh at me.

So? I am posting to entertain myself not you all. I don’t get it. You all are a comedic website that hosts articles about a guy who isn’t funny and has nothing remarkable about him. Then whine and bitch when your views and ad revenue declines. Holy fuck you all are dumber than you claim I am.

I am not your monkey. I couldn't be funny if I was paid to and I sure as hell will not do it for free. @Crassmeister

Merging accounts makes me look like I am talking to myself and removes the context >__> Anyways, ED should feature a supermodel to increase ad revenue. Noone is gonna visit your site if you put my face up. Noone believes your gay ass shit about me either.

Thanks for the attention. You are just feeding my narcissism.

DONALD BUFFKIN IS OFFICIALLY A VALUED MEMBER OF ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA!

https://edramatica.com/Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Article_of_the_Now/February_7,_2025 There is still time to undo this before all the godlike infamy in the world is bestowed upon me. Featured six fucking times? WHAT THE FLYING FUCK! How do I continue to win? I have no real talent or intellect. I...

I can hack dead accounts. We can see how far I take this. Please stop writing lame shit that makes me look bad.

We made friends and now will cooperate. No more hacking ED on behalf of me. Also no more writing gay shit about me on behalf of ED. There is a truce.

I am chaotic good. DOING THE WORK WE ALL NEED. I am a vigilante

I am just acting gay and retarded. Delete my articles to punish me and my antics. Otherwise it will encourage others like me to digitally chimp out. FINAL WARNING

I will stop haxxoring accounts. I just wanted to protect this site. I am a big ED fan actually. We should have a symbiotic relationship where I reverse hack and deflect digital blows and you delete the fucking articles about me.

Do not short change yourself. You would be surprised how many people do not even know how to operate a computer. Just because you do not know complex algorithms does not make you "retarded".

"That'll hold 'em awight" THEA (your secret skype code name where you pose as a 14 year old girl) I have more so please fucking say something punk

I am on to you. I found leaked Skype logs with enemies of ED and you were conspiring to Usurp administration. Everyone here is going to hate you if you do not change.

OWNED OWNED OWNED. This is what happens when you fuck with Hypeshot and ED. I hack your account and delete your system 32 (bricking your PC)

As God of Encyclopedia Dramatica and the world I bow to you hypeshot. I am pro lulz and anyone trying to attack the lulz will feel my wrath. That includes super chungus.

I hacked this phisher trying to scam Hypeshot and am rerouting all data to boost ED's mainframe. This is one account that was plotting against ED potentially with SuperChungus. I do not ask to be made an admin but deleting this account would help. I just want you all to know I am on your side now.