Yo sometimes at the gym or beach I start busting a mad tent man and you can't hide that shit, it's impossible, it's like trying to stuff a baseball bat into a shopping bag.
How do you hide your huge boners so people don't get mad jelly and star causing a ruckus?
You still playing with your Gaytendo Wii and your Microdick Sucksbox but I'm out here with my P ES TRIPLE it's got the best games man.
I'm the best there ever was, you was the rest that never does.