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38. Was 23 when I did the red and black

That was about 15 years ago lol

I used to sport the Splat Blue and I had a red patch that I did with the rest black back in the day lol

Unholy Satan, please heed my call. This bulbous monstrosity deserves to dies. His arteries are clogged, lung working at 10%, and blood thicker than Crisco. Please, take this soul and boil it up in it's own greasy oil for all of us! Thanks, Demonic87

I think you need a few more fatass badges. @Maysam, you handsome gentleman! Please make it happen!

That whole arrest was a complete fucking mess. Lady cop should stay behind a desk and not out in the field.

Show me a pic of your mom's dusty meat curtains first and I'll give you an account.

The acne on her ass is very appealing

I'll give you an account, but I need a pic of your mom's blown out butthole first.

It could be religious! Just think of the many people like @LardChick who worship all you can eat buffets.

We always have to be mean to quence! I'm sure "modeling career" (s) he's had all this time is puttering out. Competition to be Moby Dick is Huge, but I think quence can nail it!

Starting to think it's all a bunch of fags like @Quence trying to get any and all media attention.

I, for one, enjoy watching said activists get run over, punched in the face, or tackled by authorities. It does make for good humor!

So that's a thing unfortunately. Disney should introduce a Moby Dick ride where you can be Captain Ahab and harpoon the great White whale!

Easy quence, your penis is showing.

Answer my question, quence. Fuck off with Charli. Another dirty whore.

Dude, just show us your dick already. Simping over a mediocre singer that's a curry nigger with a butter face screams queerness. Just do it, get it out of your system, and we can all move on. I know you're a raging homo, (that has the hots for me. I'm flattered btw.) my wife knows you're a homo...

I'm waiting for it. Even if it's not a nuke, I predict a dirty bomb to go off.