MERRY XITTERMAS, EVERYONE! EXCEPT JOSH MOON.
And to top it off I have this
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL (EXCEPT QUENCE CAUSE HE DOES KWANZAA BUT WHO CARES) AND TO ALL AN "EHHHH" NIGHT!
A mortician's new apprentice is preparing an old lady for viewing. 30 minutes later, he comes back and says "boss there's a shrimp in her vagina." The boss goes and checks it out with him and claims, "that's her clit." Apprentice says "hmm, sure tastes like shrimp."