Its so sad that Crassmeister killed himself in such a despicable act of domestic terrorism. I can almost still hear his screams of "FUCK YOU I FUCK KIDSOOOOOOOOOOOSH!!!! LOVE ME BACK SENPAIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!" Rest in piss, Reddit nigger. :)
Well if it doesn't kill you (because you did your math wrong lol) enjoy eating shitty hospital food in a psych ward and getting constipated for two weeks nigger.
I would personally just cover myself in gasoline and and strap a bunch of fireworks and cans of gunpowder to myself and suicide bomb the local Walmart or gas station tbh. Create some fun memories for other people on the way out! :)