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  1. umkemesik

    I got news for you, it ain't private to the rest of us.

    I got news for you, it ain't private to the rest of us.
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  2. umkemesik

    Done, Cool Dude.

    Done, Cool Dude.
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  3. umkemesik

    Or if I gave you Chris's job since he's been asking for it.

    Or if I gave you Chris's job since he's been asking for it.
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  4. umkemesik

    Good to see you again.

    Good to see you again.
  5. umkemesik

    I have a confession I have to make.

    No it's whitecastles. Happens every time I eat their onions, and it's well known ; https://www.quora.com/Why-do-White-Castle-burgers-make-farts-smell-so-awful They're good late night drunk food.
  6. umkemesik

    I have a confession I have to make.

    I ate whitecastle's late last night so my farts stink something awful.
  7. umkemesik

    I have a confession I have to make.

    6 minutes, I did not see your edit. I had to retrieve the record, crop the image, and read a PM in between responding. Would you like to know the color of my shit today?
  8. umkemesik

    I have a confession I have to make.

  9. umkemesik

    I have a confession I have to make.

    Nope.
  10. umkemesik

    Done.

    Done.
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  11. umkemesik

    I have a confession I have to make.

  12. umkemesik

    I have a confession I have to make.

    This is worse than getting fake nudes
  13. umkemesik

    I have a confession I have to make.

    I don't see a single screenshot tard.
  14. umkemesik

    I have a confession I have to make.

    Preferably telegram screenshots as Jabba. Also make yourself useful and check your PMs.
  15. umkemesik

    I have a confession I have to make.

    Pics or GTFO
  16. umkemesik

    He's still around.

    He's still around.
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  17. umkemesik

    Unauthorized personal information exposure

    Congratulations. It's automated. Quid est veritas? "We" implies a consensus. And if you haven't figured it out, nobody but you is asking for it.
  18. umkemesik

    Home Inspector Accused Of Sex Act With Client's Elmo Doll

    David Moye ·Reporter, HuffPost Fri, April 9, 2021, 11:56 AM·2 min read A Michigan home inspector has been touched with criminal charges after he allegedly masturbated with an Elmo doll while on the job in a child’s bedroom. Kevin Wayne VanLuven, 59, of Clarkston, was arraigned Wednesday on...
  19. umkemesik

    Not going to talk about Prince Dracula Philip?

    Why don't you make a proper news post. EDIT: Helped you out.
  20. umkemesik

    Already a subscriber lol

    Already a subscriber lol
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