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E Literally every guy says that. 'Oh well I *know* when my girl cums' nah I don't buy it. She just wants you to pay for dinner and the electric bill that's why she puts on the O face.

Why do you retards ask this question and expect a reply? It's the fucking ED forum dude half the threads are either about sperg shit, fapping to ugly celebrities or posting 911 dead baby pics. Like seriously what response would you expect, this is a dumb thread meant to waste time and ask...

They just don't, I'm licking her cunt and doing everything she asks and she "cums" but it's not the same type of convulsive intensity I see with men. She's doing it because she likes me, she bakes me cupcakes, but I can just *feel* it, it's not tickling her like that. And every woman is like...

Also there is only Satan and the world exists to punish us. There's no learning though, that's just cope that religion is, that our suffering has a purpose. Nope, the universe is like an animal, it's just breeding us to eat us. Planets are farm animals to be consumed and we are only alive...

Omg yes them and wiccans are so fucking obnoxious. Wiccans are when a chick wants to be a big titty goth girl but they are just ugly fupas. First of all, "Starlight" is not a fucking name, and secondly fuck off with your dumbass crystals and shit.

It's possible you just don't like it, but I wonder if you've only had pizza from fast food places like Papa John's or whatever. Those aren't real pizzas those are just slop on bread, that's like eating McDonald's and saying beef tastes awful. You gotta have a real pizza from either a family shop...

I just really like pizza, what can I say. The crispy umami flavor from the pepperoni and crust, the gooey creamy cheese, the soft bread. It's a simple yet texturally complex dish.

That's all

So EDF part 2 basically.

Yeah unfortunately I couldn't help myself.

Indian food sucks. I only like the British interpretations like butter chicken because they fixed all the nonsense Indians do with their seasoning. Mediterranean food is mid but I won't lie it's a decently healthy diet, especially compared to the nutritional hell scape American food has become.

The couple users posting gore pics, the regulars here know exactly what I'm talking about, or you should, at least. Like, we've seen those dead infant images spammed since literally 2004. So it's not really shocking anymore, and I noticed the threads don't get replies to either, so maybe I'm...

Middle Eastern food is stinky and that's why Middle Eastern people are stinky. They all smell like farts, so it's really no wonder they are all virgins, and that turns them into violent terrorist who blow up hospitals.

L o o k . 'm. So. . r. .Mommy. I. . e . v . e . l . C

. I only comment down here now. Top siders give me bad vibes yo.

Do it

Wish I could do the illegal stuff but I'm like Batman, I'd have to kill them all, plus my life out of prison > 1,000,000 dead Mexicans. Literally thousands of families produce less value than I do as a single male.

It's payback time. No limits as long as they can't legally do anything. Thread is 100% serious. Help me ED.

I work extra days to get ahead in life. That's why my life is getting better. What are you doing with your weekend? Watching Netflix? Jerking off? Getting drunk? You're being a loser and you'll stay poor forever if you keep on that way.

I bet you smoke meth and do retarded shit all day, that's why you're poor. I used to smoke weed out of a coke can while sleeping under a bridge, then I took advantage of people and now I have a nice house and a bang mommy who does private porno shoots with me. Life is a piece of shit cunt who...