Hey guys I just wanted to come out and say that I have been hiding this for a while but I am now going to be open about the fact that I think unicorns are actually real, as in unicorns exist and if you are a maiden pure of heart you can go meet one and ride it
If @LardChick loses 20kg I will take him to the finest whore house in Amsterdam and pay for him to play Thomas the tank engine RP on gmod with a sex trafficked Latvian woman
opium
child labor specifically in factories and mines
ivory trading
whaling
recreational smokestacks
dumping a big barrel of green ooze with a skull and crossbones on it into a lake
selling cigarettes to kids
selling explosives to kids
selling whale blubber to kids
telling little kids that if...