Donald,
I am so hungry. My body yearns for its thrice weekly infusion of pork meat and barbecue sauce. I need to suck meat from rib bones Donald. Please Donald this is all I have in life I don't even jerk off anymore the only thing keeping me alive is baby back ribs im gonna fucking kill myself...
If I started talking exclusively in shakespearian english or like im some kind of elden ring character would I get mad pussy and would you guys still be my friends